Pickering

A Jew, (typically a male), who uses his time, not to go to the gym but to play on his computer to play computer games. Sometimes he is caught by his mother jerking off.

You're a Pickering.

by Actkalm July 8, 2017

packing up early

a ticket to board a 500 hour lecture with your teacher.a pass to hell. a ticket to die.

me packs up without being told
teacher: i never told you to pack up did i? why are you packing up early we still have 34.45335 seconds until the bell???

by idkyimhere February 17, 2019

Packing

Packing is a series of non-offensive jokes that should be taken lightly; packing is usually a mutual agreement between two parties to have friendly battle of banter to test their wits.

"Boy yo u look like a double dipped chocolate chipped Slim Jim with 4 stomachs , 3 bald fades, 2 partridges and a pear tree !"
"You're a walking glitch! Every time your dad asks you to pass the sriracha sauce at dinner, you be like ok d-d-d-d-dad."
"Haha! You smell so bad that when you walk in class to take your finals and your teacher immediately pulls out the spray."
"Bro, that was a good one!!"

I love packing on discord! It's so fun being able to joke around with my friends.

When I pack it brings me closer to my friends because we can come up with some silly stuff!

by dona#0001 February 15, 2021

packing

Taking a large ammount of illicit drugs, cutting them and putting them into smaller containers for easy sale on "the street".*

Additionally, the term is also used to describe someone carrying a weapon of any sort and is old school derogitive for anal sex.

* denotes sense used in example.

I need to get back to the crib to do some packing. My boys just dropped off a shipment (of drugs).

by Bill G July 24, 2008

packing

Mainly used by people who chew tobacco. Where you put the tin of tobacco in your fingers and snap your hand back and forth and the it sounds like a snap of the fingers.

-A man chewing tobacco with a tin in his hand- "You be packing it!"

by Jourdyn December 14, 2004

snot pocketing

The act of pushing snot around from the outside of one's nostrils to reduce discomfort in the near term, affording the option to wait until a nose picking opportunity arises.

Hey, the guy in the next car is snot pocketing.

by Waldo Schwartz April 29, 2004

Packing a hot one

When you have a jonny (condom) with you.

Hey baby, I'm "packing a hot one" tonight.

by FuckTardTheFoetus April 16, 2015