mystic prime

He is soo cracked and talented at every game he plays and has the biggest juiciest gigliest dick to exist in the universe. If its not for his astonishing Youtube Videos are his amazing personality its his pp.

Omgg did u see mystic primes new video??!!

Mystic Prime is sooo hot

by anonymous December 10, 2020

Prime Bottle

A bottle used to urinate in. The name references the Amazon Prime branding because it is not uncommon for Amazon Delivery drivers to use prime bottles as portable on the go restrooms to save time and keep their performance metrics up.

We don't have time to stop, use a Prime Bottle.

by EyePatchYar April 12, 2022

Dirty prime

When you get head from a fish in your gypsy caravan park on the outskirts of scunthorpe

Person 1 'Do you want to go out this weekend'
Person 2 ' nah busy doing a dirty prime'

by Dhhfh March 2, 2022

Pettimus prime

Some one who is the leader of petty

Dude you are pettimus prime

by Thatgirloverthere02 October 21, 2015

Horde Prime

big robot bitch dude who makes clones of himself to be his slaves bc he has no friends he has to make his own friends cos hes so fucking lonely and needs a hive mind to see what his "brothers" were doing and nobody wants to be his friend cos he keeps conquering the known universe. he was going to conquer Etheria, but didnt succeed and got beaten up by etherians (gay kids) instead. they were going to save sparkles and blondie's furry girlfriend. blondie's furry girlfriend got turned into one of his slaves and sparkles was rescued and then the dream team went back for him bringing back a brocken clone that they thought was bitch 2.0 (hordak). soon the etherians beat his ass with lesbians and his ship turns into big galactic broccoli tree. in conclusion horde prime is a bitchy robot with clones and no friends whose ass got beaten up by lesbians

did i mention Horde Prime is old as fuck?

by gaylittleshit March 29, 2022

Thoptimus Prime

The optimus prime of thottery.

Watch out, keep your pants on tight its, its..... Thoptimus Prime

by LoudestBoi September 9, 2019

prime job

a word that has no definite meaning.
if anything could be used to describe it, it would be something sexual. anything could be used as a description of it, but only sexually.

Heather and Lexi gave me a prime job last night. it was pretty tasty.

Lexi stayed late after swim, she was probably giving coach a prime job.

Everyone knows that Heather was giving Chris a prime job on the back of the charter bus.

by MazinElia October 29, 2007