Heimmmus Prime

Heimmmus Prime is the half brother of Optimus Prime and also helps keep peace within Earth. If you ever need Heimmmus Prime call the emergency services.

"Help I've fallen and can't get up I need Heimmmus Prime."
*Heimmmus Prime flys through the window*

"Don't worry Heimmmus Prime is here!"

"Thank you Heimmmus Prime you're the best!"

by Brother Optimus September 3, 2017

Primed for the Pump

When you drink before going to f your new gf

I’m primed for the pump, so one bottle will be enough for us both once I’m there.

by timesize December 28, 2020

elfius prime

a pun used towards santa claus derived from the transformer "optimus prime"

"santa claus? do you mean elfius prime?"

"what?"

by vertebrae.org November 24, 2021

Pettimus prime

Some one who is the leader of petty

Dude you are pettimus prime

by Thatgirloverthere02 October 21, 2015

Horde Prime

big robot bitch dude who makes clones of himself to be his slaves bc he has no friends he has to make his own friends cos hes so fucking lonely and needs a hive mind to see what his "brothers" were doing and nobody wants to be his friend cos he keeps conquering the known universe. he was going to conquer Etheria, but didnt succeed and got beaten up by etherians (gay kids) instead. they were going to save sparkles and blondie's furry girlfriend. blondie's furry girlfriend got turned into one of his slaves and sparkles was rescued and then the dream team went back for him bringing back a brocken clone that they thought was bitch 2.0 (hordak). soon the etherians beat his ass with lesbians and his ship turns into big galactic broccoli tree. in conclusion horde prime is a bitchy robot with clones and no friends whose ass got beaten up by lesbians

did i mention Horde Prime is old as fuck?

by gaylittleshit March 29, 2022

Thoptimus Prime

The optimus prime of thottery.

Watch out, keep your pants on tight its, its..... Thoptimus Prime

by LoudestBoi September 9, 2019

prime job

a word that has no definite meaning.
if anything could be used to describe it, it would be something sexual. anything could be used as a description of it, but only sexually.

Heather and Lexi gave me a prime job last night. it was pretty tasty.

Lexi stayed late after swim, she was probably giving coach a prime job.

Everyone knows that Heather was giving Chris a prime job on the back of the charter bus.

by MazinElia October 29, 2007