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Pretzeling

In storytelling or conversations: this phenomenon is when someone doesn't go straight to the point. Instead, they go over and over about various contexts, tangents, and details related (or completely unrelated) to the story, prolonging the journey to reach the ultimate conclusion or main point.
I asked him how he broke up with his ex, he started talking and he keep pretzeling for an hour. at the end turns out he cheated on her.
by DJ DETWEILER January 12, 2024
mugGet the Pretzelingmug.

himalayan meat pretzel

when two guys have their dongs tied together while one is doing a handstand while making fun of a guy named Axel.
Bro I'm going to put you into a Himalayan meat pretzel

-i fucking hate axel
by victorsan November 8, 2025
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Pretzel nest

A deep bellybutton with lint and a pretzel ball in it.
Look at that cute little pretzel nest your body made.
by Redshorts69 February 10, 2022
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Bavarian Pretzel

The wrapping up of a female and filling all of her all of her holes by three separate guys, and eventually covering her in your warm sticky sauce.
Lucy had a bavarian pretzel given to her by Jason, Todd, and Alex. Now she can’t even ride a bike!
by Dick McTugNuts September 4, 2018
mugGet the Bavarian Pretzelmug.

Pretzel Dip

Friend 1: heyyy gurrrrl how was your one night stand

Friend 2: we were both pros so we tried the Pretzel Dip. Here’s how the move went: I lay on my right side, and he kneeled down, straddling my right leg. I wrapped my left leg around his torso and thrusted and grinded, and we used our hands to please each other further. We kept eye contact the whole time, dirty talking while tangled up together. Orgasming was easy, and every part of my body felt pleasure.
by Kachinonai April 27, 2024
mugGet the Pretzel Dipmug.

Pretzel Dog

Having sex with your partner's legs behind their head.
She is so flexible, she's able to do the pretzel dog with her man. {sex} {contortionism}
by SilverSheilds May 15, 2018
mugGet the Pretzel Dogmug.

Pretzel goldfish

a male person with an STD
“Hey Stacy, you gonna hit that?” *points at a guy*

“Nah Rebecca, he’s a pretzel goldfish.”
by Your boiyiyiyiyiy December 19, 2017
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