someone's butt hole
by Fat City 42 November 1, 2008

(n.) Your "deepest, darkest" secrets, stowed away in a tiny pocket within your mind. When asked to share a secret, we generally skim over these because they are either too dark to be revealed to others, or are locked within our subconscious - because your conscious mind could not handle the vulgarity of the act(s) - and sometimes only in our slumber are we ever aware of these. Pocket secrets are shared on the rarest occasions, if ever.
Barbie: Tell me a secret
Ken: I don't have any secrets, I'm an open book. (Except for my pocket secret about that time I got drunk and slept with Ken Senior and Malibu Barbie! I wouldn't tell anyone that!)
Ken: I don't have any secrets, I'm an open book. (Except for my pocket secret about that time I got drunk and slept with Ken Senior and Malibu Barbie! I wouldn't tell anyone that!)
by lyssaloo September 8, 2009

by camnewtownmvp May 25, 2012

She tried to sit on her boyfriend's lap, but he kept prick pocketing her.
Dude, I can't help but prick pocket whenever your mom sits on my lap.
Dude, I can't help but prick pocket whenever your mom sits on my lap.
by Smaugher November 25, 2010

by Pokechu July 19, 2015

Knight One : 'Wouldest thou pass me the pocket dragon most noble sir?'
Knight Two : 'Verily good sir, butest only if thou passeth to the left'
Knight Two : 'Verily good sir, butest only if thou passeth to the left'
by The Herb Brothers September 1, 2012

by Marcos Evangelista June 27, 2016
