Popcorn Cleavage

N.- When a girl's cleavage is drenched in sweat or hot for any particular reason. It is able to pop popcorn in their breasts.
A definite turn on for guys. ;)

Meghy: Hey Mike, guess what?

Mike: What?

Meghy: Rach's cleavage is so hot it's popping the popcorn.

Mike: POPCORN CLEAVAGE! *drools*

by Mr. Manson6661 XOXO July 10, 2010

popcorn surprise

When you find a dick in your popcorn that serves as a self serving butter dispenser.

It's every lesbians fantasy to get a popcorn surprise!

by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007

poopchutes and bladders

Loosely based on the hit boardgame Chutes and Ladders. The object of this new board game from Porker Brothers is to land on as many spaces on the board that display a pile of steamy poo as possible in 15 moves. The winner of the game then gets to empty his/her bladder onto his unworthy opponents.

You better hope I dont win in our game of Poopchutes and Bladders tonight cuz Ive been drinking orange juice all day and havent pissed once!!

by Vulgardefmaker January 19, 2008

popcorn fairy

Fairies who help in controlling the popping of corn. First befriended by Orville Redenbaucher and brought to America via sea shipping routes. Also known to sprinkle popcorn salt dust on people to make them fall in love with eating popcorn.

theatre staff: "Wow, i almost didn't have enough popcorn."
other theatre staff: "How did you survive?"
theatre staff: "the popcorn fairies."
other theatre staff: "thanks popcorn fairy."

by Thumbtastic Voyager IV October 15, 2008

Poopchristmas

when one has really bad diarrhea on christmas

i had poopchristmas

by ANAL FUCK June 2, 2004

popcorn foot

When a callous (or calluses) on your foot get so big and yellow it looks like a buttery piece of popcorn.

Here a cheese grater go fix your popcorn foot problem.

by Myco-BADFISH- December 27, 2007

Poopception

When you are taking a dump and you realize through texting, phone calls, etc that several others (friends, family, pets, etc.) are also taking a dump at the same time and at least 1 of them is in a different time zone, making their dump in your past or in your future.

"I am sitting in my bathroom taking a dump and I look out the window as my dog walks up outside and takes a dump. magic

Little did you know, the magic goes deeper, as I am pooping as well. POOPCEPTION
But I'm technically pooping in your past, due to the time difference.

Mind. Blown."

by flyernotes06 October 8, 2011