Pirating

Pirating is when you go to your friends house,
pick up a CD or DVD with media on it,
and scream
"ARRGGH!" at the top of your lungs.
make sure to sound very piratelike when doing this to make sure you Pirated the CD/DVD correctly.

Joe: I love Pirating music,
Steve: I Pirated a CD a minute ago
Joe: Did you scream "ARRGGH!" loud enough?
Steve: yep :P

by T-Killah July 15, 2010

pirate-ninja

The unholy union between a pirate and a ninja. Pirates and ninjas are widely known to be mortal enemies and are locked in eternal oppisition to each other.

Pirate-ninjas rarely exist in nature because they have extremely short half-lives; upon their creation they rapidly decay in a violent burst of short-wave radiation, heat, shurikens, and parrot feathers.

Pirates vs. ninjas - that ages-old question. Who would win?

The pirate-ninjas, of course!

by Zeda July 23, 2008

Pirate Houdini

a combo of a Houdini -doing a guy/girl from behind, spitting on his/her back, and ejaculating in his/her eye- and the Angry Pirate - ejaculating in his/her eye and giving him/her a peg leg.

Step 1: Do her/him from behind. Pull out before ejaculating and Spit on lower Back

Step 2: When the person turns around, you cum in their eye, which they will tend to by covering it with their hand, creating the effect of an eye patch. They will also make a weird grunt sounding much like a Pirate saying ARRRRG.

Step 3: Wait for the person to get up. Immediatly, once standing, kick that person in the shin, creating the effect of the peg leg

Step 4: Sit back and laugh at the person hopping around on one leg, covering their eye while screaming Arrrrrg from the top of their lungs!

Mike- "Last night, I busted the Pirate Houdini combo on my girl!"

Alex-"Did you laugh while she jumped around screaming ARG from the top of her lungs?"

Mike-"Sure Did!"

by The Bitch February 16, 2007

Jizz Pinata

A) A pinta that is filled with semen instead of candy.

B) A word used for special occasions do describe an unpleasant and annoying woman who is considered by many to a cum bag.

A) God damnit, uncle Pedro! We told you to fill it with candy. A jizz pinata is NOT an appropriate thing to have at a quinceañera. Now the girls are crying and you've ruined their dresses!
B) Britney! Who invited that stupid jizz pinata to our taco party?

by kungfuru January 27, 2011

Pirate

1. One who drinks rum, get angry, and stab things.
2. A sailing criminal who, sails on a ship, steals from other ships, lives without any law:only a set of morals, survives on goods stolen from other ships/ports.

1. "Yeah, he got mad, grabbed a large kitchen knife and killed those stuffed animals."
2. See such movies as Hook, Peter Pan, or Pirates of the Caribbean.

by Levi Light September 28, 2005

Pirates

Pirates are a sea fearing folk, oft to be seen pilaging, raping, murdering, or commiting other acts of piracy. They usually own a monkey, parrot, or sexy wench.

Yo, did you see those pirates totally kick ninja ass? Sweet.

by Charlotte January 1, 2004

viva pinata

Viva Pinata is a game on the xbox 360 that is alot like all happyness in the world digitalised, and put on a cd, and then rubbing prozacs in your eyes, and has every bright colour known to man inside.

Bernard: Hello, i have depresion!
Harold: you should play viva pinata...

BERNARD PLAYS VIVA PINATA

Bernard: i have terminal happyness and joy.... and my retinas are burned!

by Captain willis December 29, 2007