pilot

The pilot regained control of the plane before hitting the towers happily.
by Table 278 YT May 06, 2024
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Pilot

While this is most commonly known as an aircraft “driver”, Pilot is also the name of a super cute guy. Pilot is funny and not afraid to flaunt his weirdness in front of everybody. He is smart and a good, well-behaved student. He is a little short but makes up for it with his big personality. Pilot is, like, super cute! So many girls ik have a crush on him, and some boys. Anyone would be lucky to have Pilot as a friend or boyfriend.
Pilot: “says something random and stupid”
All the girls ik: OMG HE IS SO HOT
by 😶‍🌫️ May 25, 2022
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Pilot

A highly trained individual that does precise guesswork based on unreliable info given out by individuals with questionable knowledge.
How to tell if the person you're talking to is a pilot ? He'll tell you.
by Tomtheavgeek April 04, 2020
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Bomber Pilot

A man gives vaginal sex while she's dropping a duce.
I was the "Bomber Pilot" with Trixie at the party.
by Zz131zZ May 21, 2020
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Satellite pilot

Any senior member of a company that keeps their job and/or gets promoted by taking credit for successes that would have happened regardless of their presence. Typically these people are found in companies where all the hard work has been done and the company now makes money automatically no matter what anyone does. Just like once all the hard work of getting a satellite in orbit is done it will usually stay in orbit. The only real task of the satellite pilot is to not do anything truly stupid AKA knock the satellite out orbit.
Despite us being only one of 4 oligopoly energy suppliers our CEO just got a $5 million bonus for last years performance when. He's such a satellite pilot.

Our head of HR is the biggest satellite pilot I've ever seen.
by Evitabl January 29, 2024
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A Clouded Pilot

When you are skydiving in the air and you take a shit in mid air with your pants pulled down and it hits a fighter jets window and that jet crashes.
"Yeah i did A Clouded Pilot the other day!"
by the one who scrabbl September 16, 2024
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Mr pilot

Shannon Keohan
Shannon Keohan = mr pilot
by Yamummmm April 27, 2021
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