Survival Pie

emergency ration pie, usually small enough to fit in the pocket of a reasonably sized trench coat and of the pork variety, should be eaten furtively and nibbled on in a mouse like manner, for general day to day survival in an urban setting, to be eaten in times of great hunger, not to be confused with standard issue special forces ration pies

'I say John boy, is that snuff in that tinfoil package?'. No Biggles, that is is my survival pie. My stomach thinks my throat's cut!'

by piginshite January 29, 2010

Reality Pie

When your friend needs a HUGE reality check. The friend is out of touch with actual facts. Of course, being the good friend you are, you're there to set them straight.

Reality Pie

Friend: Awesome! I LOVE German Chocolate Pie! *takes a bite and spits it out* wait...this isn't chocolate....

You: Well yeah, it's actually dog shit. You see, the reality of it is.....

by Brynn718 March 1, 2009

Pie Chaser

One who travels all around their local metropolitan area and the country searching for great local pizza pies!

I’m a pie chaser from way back in the day, Dulono’s is my favorite local pizza!

Pizza=pie

One or more are referred to as “Pie Chasers”

by TC pie chaser April 30, 2022

Puto Pie

Puto Pie is a nickname for colombia's most famous drug cocaine

Guy1: Hey Guy let me get some of that puto pie ?

Guy2: 40 $

Guy1: perfect

by Jesus3.0 February 24, 2010

Spin a Pie

A phrase meaning to smoke pot.

"Man, our coach is a douche."
"Don't worry about it. We'll go spin a pie after practice."

by Sevvenn December 9, 2008

pie off

to pie another in the face metaphorically as a means to dismiss.

"hey did you see George try it on with that girl last night?"

"yeah, but he got a pie off"

"for sure"

by randy robins February 3, 2009

poonany pie

A sex feast consisting of the best pussy you've ever had the pleasure to smash, lick, munch, eat, pile drive, bone, make love to, etc.

"Man, I just boned the tightest, wettest poonany pie last night!"
"That there poonany pie is some GOOD pie."

by KnowledgeKicks May 2, 2008