Christmas Pudding

Feces found in adult diapers of an old person after digesting a fruitcake, which may still have the red and green candied cherries in it, resulting in a colorful festive "pudding".

Missy had to change Mr. Jone's Depends after he soiled himself, only to discover it full of "Christmas Pudding". She saved it as a gag pinata for her blind Mexican friend.

by Eman1187 December 26, 2008

Pudding Cat

1. A woman's vagina who is particularly fond of cunnilingus.

1. She spread her legs and let me taste her pudding cat.

by La Puta de la Utah July 19, 2012

Phuddard

A Phuddard is a melange of a Punjabi and English word. The phudd part is derived from "Phuddu" and the "Ard" is Derived from the English word "Bastard"

A Phuddu is an individual who has a personality akin to a douche-bag and believes he/she is superior to others.

The bastard portion of the word can be defined as: a misbegotten wretch.

"Amanda and Melissa are Phuddards because they are conniving and smell like garbage"

"John and Joe are big phuddards because they're conceited and enjoy hearing the sound of their own voices"

"My dog the biggest phuddard in the world. After raiding my fridge, he barfed all over my favorite shoes and then I caught him licking my toothbrush. My dog is a huge phuddard, but I love him all the same"

"Amanda and Melissa are forcing me to go a bar after work because they're really shy about going. *Sigh*. Stupid phuddards"

by Dj Mandy August 6, 2012

pudding fister

One who disrupts a formal meeting by inadvertently saying something really inappropriate.

I was a real pudding fister at the IEP meeting. I was trying to explain why my child needed help with utensils, and said "well unless you want him fisting his pudding", at which point the meeting came to a screeching halt.

by Adjunction Function February 4, 2014

pudding bum

spoopy.

"you're a pudding bum"
"I don't know how to respond to that"

by as1a February 11, 2014

pudding puss

To pout or otherwise show a facial expression of dissapointment usually over insignificant or trivial matters.

(Old time east coast United States slang.)

What's with the pudding puss, you can't always get what you want.

by Dee dee ranged October 4, 2017

pudding shoe

N. When a girl gets so worked up and horny that her P.J. AKA pussy juice, runs down her leg and congeals inside of her shoe.

"Tammy's been on Cletus like a cheap suit all night. I bet she's got the ol' pudding shoe

by Dan Diggler1180 January 3, 2018