A blunt weapon used to beat the walls of dark and slimy caves.
Emits a foul smell that will cause any mortal to gag in close courters. Oral application often leaves people with a deep regret and disgust for humanity and their actions.
After beating the cave, the penis will inject a horde of parasites to infect the cave. After this, the cave's inhabitants will experience pain, discomfort and depression. A parasite or few may grow and tear apart the cave after raiding it of all its resources and never return.
The penis has a natural sheath made of a grotesque imitation of human flesh that is essentially useless.
It has two states:
1. Limp and lifeless. The penis is inactive and flops around aimlessly, causing discomfort to anyone around it.
2. When the penis is "turned on" its ego grows and it becomes a "dick" / "cock". It becomes so engorged with its own blood that it will exlpode after beating the cave. After the intense explosion, the penis becomes sad and limp again rendering it useless once more.
(Also it lets you peepee)
Emits a foul smell that will cause any mortal to gag in close courters. Oral application often leaves people with a deep regret and disgust for humanity and their actions.
After beating the cave, the penis will inject a horde of parasites to infect the cave. After this, the cave's inhabitants will experience pain, discomfort and depression. A parasite or few may grow and tear apart the cave after raiding it of all its resources and never return.
The penis has a natural sheath made of a grotesque imitation of human flesh that is essentially useless.
It has two states:
1. Limp and lifeless. The penis is inactive and flops around aimlessly, causing discomfort to anyone around it.
2. When the penis is "turned on" its ego grows and it becomes a "dick" / "cock". It becomes so engorged with its own blood that it will exlpode after beating the cave. After the intense explosion, the penis becomes sad and limp again rendering it useless once more.
(Also it lets you peepee)
by Ha-penis December 13, 2018
Get the Penismug. 
the most important body part on a man.
the genitals used for sex or masterbation.
A.K.A.
dong.
wang.
johnson.
cock.
schlong.
skippy.
sausage.
woody.
pee pee.
nob.
tool.
trouser snake.
unit.
hose.
weiner.
rod.
wanker.
peter.
pecker.
the genitals used for sex or masterbation.
A.K.A.
dong.
wang.
johnson.
cock.
schlong.
skippy.
sausage.
woody.
pee pee.
nob.
tool.
trouser snake.
unit.
hose.
weiner.
rod.
wanker.
peter.
pecker.
A "damn boy, put the sausage away!"
B "yesterday i went to a concert, and i touched
the lead singers wang."
C "that johnson had a huge boner."
D "that chick had a penis and i got the fuck out of there."
B "yesterday i went to a concert, and i touched
the lead singers wang."
C "that johnson had a huge boner."
D "that chick had a penis and i got the fuck out of there."
by daynuhboy November 10, 2007
Get the penismug. noun. the male reproductive organ.
See dick, cock, weiner, shlong, ding-a-ling, dong, wee wee, boner, stiffy, hard-on, erection, chubby, one-eyed beast, skin flute, flesh weasel, turd poker, love rocket, jizz cannon, mushroom-faced warrior, and purple-headed yogurt slinger.
See dick, cock, weiner, shlong, ding-a-ling, dong, wee wee, boner, stiffy, hard-on, erection, chubby, one-eyed beast, skin flute, flesh weasel, turd poker, love rocket, jizz cannon, mushroom-faced warrior, and purple-headed yogurt slinger.
by Joey Orgler 3 October 1, 2008
Get the penismug. by the master of bation November 8, 2003
Get the penismug. a seemingly delictable delight for girls. they just cant get enough of it. sometimes when stroked with a hand quickly, or inserted into various holes, will release its sticky, jelly filling which girls like to call "milk". often mocked with a replica, called a dildo. contains a head with one eye (that sometimes has a protective covering over it), and has two strange spheres that make the milk, called testicles. once the penis matures enough, it will begin growing hair on its stump.
i shoved my penis into girlfriend too many times and milk came out.
no, i didnt wank today. this milk just appeared on my hands out of nowhere.
her mouth was on my penis for a long time. i felt it get jammed a bunch of times down her throat. when she took her mouth out, there was a bunch of milk on her lips.
no, i didnt wank today. this milk just appeared on my hands out of nowhere.
her mouth was on my penis for a long time. i felt it get jammed a bunch of times down her throat. when she took her mouth out, there was a bunch of milk on her lips.
by rob <--- 8.5 inches May 24, 2003
Get the penismug. by Crohn Rukes August 24, 2003
Get the penismug.