C.U.P. (Canadian UpsideDown Pudding)

The act of deficating in anothers anus and eating it out.

Joe: How did you like me giving you C.U.P. (Canadian UpsideDown Pudding) last night.

Brittney: Idk. it was kinda shitty.

Joe: Pun intended?

Brittney: indeed.

by creepinjezus January 19, 2010

C.A.P.

Christian American Princess.

Bitchy, selfish, spoiled and snobby. But nice and funny to the people she actually likes. Raised in a rich household a mother striving to achieve having a "CAP daughter".

C.A.P.s enjoy shopping in designer stores and have numerous clothing items of- Louis Vuitton, Coach, Burberry, Chanel, Armani, Juicy, Lafayette, and more.

C.A.P.s are usually amazingly beautiful, with natural beauty. also enjoy flat ironing their hair, if it is naturally straight or curly- they flat iron it either way.

C.A.P.s they love having boyfriends, and are great girlfriends, unless they don't like the guy.

C.A.P.s usually have a few designated sports they enjoy playing. But also, if they dislike their team. They try to be the worst play on the team to annoy them until put onto a team they like.

"She is such a C.A.P !"

"C.A.P.s are perfect."

by tumblrismylifeguuys January 19, 2013

p.i.n.c.

Originated from a mother, she listened to the song P.I.M.P. on the radio and started to sing along. She said P.I.N.C. instead of P.I.M.P. When asked why, she said "I don't think dirty thoughts like that."

I don't know what you heard about me.
But if you can't get a dollar out of me...
No cadillacs no perms you can't see...
That I'm a....

P I N C!!!

by Fabio Van Leeder Hosen August 23, 2004

C.A.P.

Cap, a take on the ever popular "Jap" (Jewish American Princess), is simply a Christian girl raised in a jewish envrionment who wants nothing more than to be jewish. She owns the usual Jewish clothing staples- Juicy, Kate Spade, Seven Jeans, Citizens of Humanity, Coach, Louis Vutton, etc. etc. She straighens our her already basically straight hair, unlike that of her jewish, curly haired counterparts. She is taller than the average jew, and wishes to be slightly shorter so she too could smash her feet into 4 in heels and not tower over NJB's (nice jewish boys). Jewish mothers accept these women like they would a JAP, and reconize them as one of their own. These women will marry Jews, and assimilate into Jewish society by converting and raising proper whiney jewish children.

OMG, that girl is so Cappy, shes almost as Jappy as Rachel!

by JoJo May 13, 2005

c.u.p.i.d. system

The c.u.p.i.d system or "cupids" was devised by the singular Alex Zavos of Cambridge in the year of our lord 2006.

C.U.P.I.D. stands for "Cunt Until Point Is Disproven" and is a system for choosing friends which weeds people out by instantly assuming everyone you meet is a twat until they prove to you that they are not.

A: Steve's just run off with my wife!
B: The cunt! But i thought you two were mates.
A: I know, I know I'm too trusting I should have used the c.u.p.i.d. system like Alex said.
B: Oh well at least you'll know for next time, lets go get pissed

by robuttt October 4, 2006

C.A.P.

(Cheap-Ass Phone)
Someone whose phone has massive amounts of static when you try and talk to them, mad echoes in the background, or disconnects during conversation.

My sister had the nerve to try and put my mom and I on three-way, knowing her C.A.P. would disconnect us before we could say "Hi".

by LaTasha Voelkel July 15, 2006

C.E.P.

Chief Executive Puppet.

The Controllers told the C.E.P. (Chief Executive Puppet)—posing as the Chief Executive Officer—what to do. He did his part to the letter and ordered his subordinates to do complete the task, not wearing any gas masks.

by but for January 4, 2019