A zealous, young male member of one of the Eastern Orthodox churches of Christianity (typically Russian). They are typically converts from Protestantism, and they gather on Facebook and Discord to circle jerk about their superiority.
Bro: I grew up an Evangelical and then lost my faith, but have now found it again through the Orthodox Church.
Bro two: Wow, you're an orthobro like me now. That means you're much more profound, mysterious and original than everyone else.
Bro three: Wow, I have now fulfilled my desperate need for inclusion and community. It's great!
Bro two: Wow, you're an orthobro like me now. That means you're much more profound, mysterious and original than everyone else.
Bro three: Wow, I have now fulfilled my desperate need for inclusion and community. It's great!
by anglicanbro February 1, 2022
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Person at door: "Wait a minute. I thought Halloween was last week."
Child: "Your Halloween was, yes, but today is Orthodox Halloween. Now give me some candy."
Person at door: "Wait a minute. I thought Halloween was last week."
Child: "Your Halloween was, yes, but today is Orthodox Halloween. Now give me some candy."
by your real nаme April 17, 2022
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by Sebbbbbo May 15, 2022
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The alt right is filled with a ton of Orthodox White People.
My friend thought he was being coy by playing devils advocate but really he was being an annoying Orthodox White Person.
My friend thought he was being coy by playing devils advocate but really he was being an annoying Orthodox White Person.
by TheloniousAnkh69 June 3, 2022
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by Liam_bevins11 June 23, 2022
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by anonymous June 23, 2022
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2. A stance that a boxer or mixed martial arts fighter uses
2. A stance that a boxer or mixed martial arts fighter uses
Rebekah: Hey Sarah, what church talks more about Jesus a lot
Sarah: The Orthodox Church
Brian: Terence switch to the orthodox stance now!
Sarah: The Orthodox Church
Brian: Terence switch to the orthodox stance now!
by Jayyythecoach August 7, 2022
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