An Online hero is someone who spends more time inside preferably an mmorpg than in real life. Not only does he play this game, he becomes a hero within the game, looking down on the lower levels, acting like he is better than others.
Online hero: You can't even be compared with my might
Normal guy: Dude I don't care, you're just an online hero.
Normal guy: Dude I don't care, you're just an online hero.
by Cargith July 17, 2007
Get the online heromug. An otherwise great form of shopping where you can buy whatever you desire without a single interaction. Except for the fact that the item takes a fucking week in order for it to get to your house. I mean god damn, you'd think that with all the planes and drones we have nowadays it'd be quick but nooooo, it has to go through processing bullshit, which apparently takes even longer than shipping it across the country. We have to wait 5-7 days before we actually get the item we want, and if it's coming from over seas it takes even longer. And don't even get me started on shipping fees.
*Me online shopping*
Me: Wow an awesome Rubik's cube. (clicks buy)
(4 fucking days later)
Me: It's still not here >:(
Me: Wow an awesome Rubik's cube. (clicks buy)
(4 fucking days later)
Me: It's still not here >:(
by Dubiks February 27, 2019
Get the online shoppingmug. A place where only desperate and/or ugly people go to meet. you may find yourself thinking "I can't belive i'm actually resorting to this"
I am desperate so im going to do online dating to meetup with someone as a last resort only to find out they arent what im looking for or we wont last long together.
by The_reality August 25, 2007
Get the online datingmug. by shadowless demon October 9, 2009
Get the conquer onlinemug. A retarded mmo released by gpotato. Mainly played by little kids, desperate teenagers, and pedophiles. The in-game avatars look like anime five year olds. One of the main features of the game is matchmaking, It matches you up for "dates" where lonely desperate men meet lonely desperate men pretending to be girls.
Guy #1: Hey Bob! I found out about this game called Luna Online yesterday! It's SOOOOOOO cute, check out my little elf and his girlfriend noobkilla69!!
Guy #2: I'm not your friend anymore, get out of my house.
Guy #1: But...This is my house!
Guy #2: I don't care, get out.
Guy #2: I'm not your friend anymore, get out of my house.
Guy #1: But...This is my house!
Guy #2: I don't care, get out.
by Neepsh1942 June 14, 2009
Get the Luna Onlinemug. Graal Online is a giant ripoff of Zelda, at one time even referred to as "Zelda Online". Despite the fact that technology has come a long way, this 2D piece of shit (with servers that generally really lack in development ) is still enjoyed by many a lifeless, self-loathing drone. It is staffed for the most part by socially awkward dweebs who want to feel some sense of authority, as they don't feel in control of their own, REAL lives (I speak from experience). Due to the lack of development with quests and useful NPCs, it is basically a giant chatroom where people either troll or cyber one another. Yeah, you know you've done both.
"Yo, gurl, log on Graal Online and PM all ur frawndz 2 meet at tha church in TC 4 tha wedding. Owait, I dun hav enuff $$$ 2 marry. U pay & I'll pay u bak after I sell my lumber, k? Um...I cant log on. Can u axe a GP why I'm bant?!"
"Oh, they said it was for massing pictures of your genitalia again."
"OYA. LOL. XD Kthx."
"Oh, they said it was for massing pictures of your genitalia again."
"OYA. LOL. XD Kthx."
by Confucius_Say June 21, 2012
Get the Graal Onlinemug. MMORPG which Spiffy Hamster enjoys playing. Some people are far too addicted. Many bots. However, I really like this game. Playing it right now...
by Spiffy Hamster May 24, 2004
Get the Ragnarok Onlinemug.