one eyed Dave

When you get super drunk and high and think you know everything about sports.

That guy turned into a one eyed Dave, fuck him.

by Chiefs15forlife July 27, 2023

One eyed whistle

I know you know what I mean. Its another word for your dick

Jenny - I'm so ready to go camping with you this weekend

Me - yea, I can't wait! Come over later and I'll show you everything lv got in my survival pack!

Jenny - ok!

...LATER AT MY PLACE...

Jenny - wow you've got something for every type of emergency in there but...

Me - yes?

Jenny - but what if you get bored? What do you do then? I didn't see anything to relieve you from boredom in there.

Me - oh, I have something for boredom but I keep it in its own special place.

Jenny - well, what is it!? Show me!

Me - Its my one eyed whistle!

Jenny - what? Lol, whats that? What do you do with it?

Me - you blow on it like a whistle

Jenny - that doesn't sound that fun..

Me - trust me its fun.

Jenny - let me see it! I wanna see how much fun it is.

Me - (whips out dick and twirls it around like a helicopter )

Jenny - OMG its so big!

...Then Jenny grabs ahold of my johnson and blows it like she's never going to see me again

The end.

by Wraptin6strings August 25, 2017

One-eyed cunt

When a ladies vagina opens and closes repeatedly as if it was winking at you

Look at her one-eyed cunt !

by Rommel December 17, 2019

One Eyed Trouser Puppy

Cute little love wand.

She fell in love with my one eyed trouser puppy.

by MDMJLM October 22, 2011

tugging the one eyed snake

masturbating.
Jacking off.

Beating the meat.

Jessica: I wanna watch something with you
Tom: you can watch a video I took of me tugging the one eyed snake!

by Whyareyousuchacunt May 29, 2016

One eyed wal-eye

A penis.

Godfrey, really likes One eyed wal-eye's.

by Brodaaaaaaa September 05, 2011

One-eyed King

The smart one among a group of idiots.

The one-eyed king is teaching them to boil water

by Kyle p Cavanaugh March 19, 2019