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One Eyed Winston

When you friend or girlfriend is sleeping on their back and you casually walk up to them and fan or "batwing" your sack bag over their eye just nice making them look like a pirate with a scrotum eye patch.
As my roommate wobbled out of his room, he exclaimed "I must have got a One Eyed Winston last night, and my eye smells like scrote-sack.
by Vince Morgan August 28, 2019
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One-eyed King

The one-eyed king is teaching them to boil water
by Kyle p Cavanaugh March 19, 2019
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One Eyed Pirate

A One Eyed Pirate is when one female/homosexual gets their partners semen in either of their eyes.
"Man, i really made Sally a one eyed pirate last night."
by Blainal_02 September 20, 2018
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one eyed mouse wearing a turtle neck

Wow!!! His one eyed mouse wearing a turtle neck is weird...
by Trousermouse December 11, 2017
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one eyed snake

Dick! Large Johnson! Huge hose!
Harley eats one eyed snakes for breakfast!
by HomelessWizzard August 7, 2022
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one eyed brown monster

The forehead pattern after enjoying a powerful sewage slurp.
"I looked at Gorgeous Dale walk out of the bedroom and the one eyed brown monster was dripping from his forehead."
by SmartAlek January 10, 2014
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Taunt the one-eyed weasel

Person 1: "Wanna go to the mall?"

Person2: "No sorry, I gotta go taunt the one-eyed weasel."
by DirtyDan'sBiggestFan July 20, 2017
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