A little community of hopeless squalor mythologized Norman Rockwell-style as "friendly!" (translation: nosey) and "a great place to raise kids!" (translation: drive by shootings are written up as accidental discharges of a firearm in the local paper). Pits of desperate poverty, despair, racism, dysfunction, ignorance, sleaze and drunken failure.
I saw a "re-nig' sticker on truck at the Oak Bar in Seguin...typical small town.
I'm from a small town - I knew girls in high school who were "pregnant" for three years.
Many small town people possess a flattened DNA helix.
I'm from a small town - I knew girls in high school who were "pregnant" for three years.
Many small town people possess a flattened DNA helix.
by Anna Mae Bollocks October 29, 2012
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Actually if you look deep enough you'll find that the sole reason of why we call Seguin "Small Town" is because of San Antonio. The way San Antonio is growing is outstanding and while Seguin's growth rate is decent it is nothing compared to San Antonio's. Which makes Seguin live in San Antonio's shadow.
Actually if you look deep enough you'll find that the sole reason of why we call Seguin "Small Town" is because of San Antonio. The way San Antonio is growing is outstanding and while Seguin's growth rate is decent it is nothing compared to San Antonio's. Which makes Seguin live in San Antonio's shadow.
While Small Town gets a new restaurant San Antonio gets another mini mall.
If the Seguin High school matadors win district at football, the San Antonio Spurs win the NBA playoffs.
If the Seguin High school matadors win district at football, the San Antonio Spurs win the NBA playoffs.
by Mr. Selfdestruct March 30, 2008
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