Otter box

The phone case you get when you can't protect a phone to save your life.

"The is the 5th phone I've fucked up in a month."

"Damn, you need you an Otter box for real"

by Pan-x September 28, 2022

Sea Otter

The cutest animal ever, although there are many other adorable creatures, including the other 12 otter species.

The Sea Otter is one of the many creatures that needs to be protected as they are endangered, along with the animals that are also not extinct yet but are closer to extinction than they are. Also, not only are they absolutely adorable, they are beautiful, precious and fascinating, too.

by PhoenixGamer34 October 1, 2022

Otter

Yeah, a otter is the most cutest animal in the world.

Have you met the Asian small clawed otter?

by free hashbrown March 29, 2022

Otter Lake steak

Bologna, baloney.

We’re having Otter Lake steak for supper tonight.

by Pontiac peeps January 12, 2021

Otter pop

When the males cum freezes in a icicles formation.

Hey babe! Wassup you know it’s pretty hot out can I get an otter pop? Yea sure. Ugh ugh ugh

by Hehe1254 January 30, 2021

O U otter B kidding me

Oh, you ought to be kidding me.

Friend: I want you to write the definition of this word in Urban Dictionary.
Me: O U otter B kidding me!

by PenguinedPsyduck0xq0 March 11, 2021

Wetter then an otters pocket

So you know durning election time telemarketers will call ya phone askin if they can put 27 signs in ur yard with the electors names an shit???... Yeah... Well next time you get one of those calls you better blow that telemarketers effin mind and say HELL YEAH U CAN PUT 40 SIGNS IN MY YARD I REALLY DON'T GIVE A SHIT.... But only on one condition...? If you will assure me that whatever jackass decides ta win, will without a doubt,.. be able to make the WHOLE USAs.................Wetter!!... then... an OTTERS gotDAMN POCKEEETTTT!!!!?????......an hell they might as make the Americas greater again too......shit...thatd be fine too.. Im sure that pocket will be mighty wet wet then dont cha think?????? (Click)

Caller:hi Mr/Mrs will u show ur support for such an suck with a shit load of signs and possibly a shit more solicited harassing calls???

Mr/Mrs: I sure will but only if you say something real dirty to me right now that will...hmm..lets see..... Make me Wetter then an Otters POCKET????
Caller:Ummmm...well.. Im not sure I can help ya with that right now...
Mr/Mrs:Well why not??? Im sure that is a fair trade for ya know...? Being so... Supportive...? Doin my american dutys an all...???
Caller: ABSOLUTELY i think thats a swell trade!!... But.. Dude.. Between me an u?.. I wouldnt even be able to tell ya where the "pocket" is on an otter!!........... Never been to good at just makin stuff wet before... Well.... So ive been told...!!!!

Mr/Mrs: Well shit fire boy just sounds like to me that you are in for a very DROUTH(ful) rest of ur dry ass life!!! Hahahahahahaha get it instead of dreadful????....

by WELCUMTAHELLWHOGIVESASHIT🚬💊™ March 25, 2021