Well, doggy!

An expression of intoxicated joy or weariness, misquoting Jed Clampett from the Beverly Hillbillies

(Small bearded guy in beanie hat slumps in chair and puffs on a fat spliff) : Well, doggy!

by Colonel Hassle July 28, 2019

Fake well

It’s when a stupid ass person buys a fake well it looks like a well but have no fucking water in it

“Yo did u hear Rachel punches that fake well”

“Why did she do that”

“She said bc it’s stupid and have had no water”

by Bdsmbaby March 11, 2019

Riley Wells

If you find a Riley don't ever let him go. He is the approximate definition of amazing and will do anything and everything to make the world a better place, person by person and one smile at a time. He changes the temperature of each room he walks into with his presence and melt your heart with a glance from those mesmeric blue eyes. His smile is contagious and his hugs are a miracle. You will never find anyone as compassionate and considerate and he will not hesitate to remind you every day how much he appreciates you. You know you've done something damn right in the world if you're standing within 5ft of Riley, and never forget to appreciate the blessing of getting to laugh with him. He is goofy and sweet, and little does he know but he is highly intelligent. He is the best serious boyfriend ever.. and you'll never get tired of laughing at him as he dances around with shaving cream on his face in the middle of a Skype call ;)

Patricia: "Hey mags, who's that?"
Maggie: "Oh, THAT'S Riley Wells.. I'm highly fond of him."
Patricia: "Oh.. Why is he dancing?"
Maggie: "No one knows :)"

by NotAMaggie May 31, 2019

George Wells

Chicken robber/burglar.

labelled by the mandem as Zeus.
Always smells like KFC from his victims he stole from.

Oh shit its George wells, hide your chicken!

by Victim_KFC June 19, 2019

Dan wells

Dan wells is a giraffe fat fuckin cunt , he thinks he has so many friends and that he’s hard and he doesn’t he’s gay and shows school boys his penis

That gay man isn’t as gay as dan wells

by Oozzawooza August 7, 2019

Dominic Wells

Dominic wells is awesome and funny and hot, very very hot I miss him in my pe class.

Wow look at Dominic Wells being so hot and cool.

by stop it please now i beg December 14, 2022

Sunshine Well

Another word for a bucket.

Derived from the fact that a bucket is cheap, and can be used as a well. Therefore, if you live in the Western Suburbs and don't have a well, you could use a bucket instead. A really cheap bucket. One you can get for like, 10c, and lasts for about 10 seconds.

"Love, have you seen the Sunshine Well? I need to soak my jocks."

"I'm gonna puke! Quick, pass me the Sunshine Well!"

by Dan June 28, 2004