It cleans me nearly

When something is very funny and you have to laught very hard.
similar to Laughing out loud, but you dont use any abbreviation.
Originally it comes from swissgerman.

*bamf tells a joke*

girl: Hahaha, it cleans me nearly...

by gadä August 20, 2012

NNU-Northwest Nazarene University

A school that we are told exists, but in reality doesn't. This is because the members of NNU are fake. Assholes. Dicks. Close-minded, illogical, republican, conservative, homophobes.

JESUS WAS PERFECT! SMOKERS SUCK!

After I went to NNU-Northwest Nazarene University, I had to wipe three layers of slime off of my clothes.

by flyinggiraffe3 April 5, 2009

Nazar

A liar who will always play around

"Nazar is such a liar I swear"

by Hehahahehee December 1, 2016

cheeses of nazareth

The pathetic excuse for humor, the annoyance of one's own opinion to state utterance of what he cannot comprehend.

Cheeses of Nazareth are Cheeto's made in Nazareth, plus it is known as sarcasum of what religion has portrayed as a negitive effect upon society for many, many years.

This however does not excuse the first definition on this page. The guy who wrote that is just an ignorant bastard.

"Cheeses of Nazareth taste better then american cheeto's." "Yeah, they do, and that reminds me of the BS religion has done to our country, world. Someone should do something about the misinformation of societies common knowledge."

by Jon January 8, 2004

near

To get with a person whom you desire sexually, and perhaps also emotionally or spiritually, and do doggy style.

Dr. Cameron is so ripe I'm going to near her before the night ends.

by JAFR2 January 20, 2009

nearit

The inverse of something

Jo: You think I rock like hard core tasty abs.
Anna: Nearit.

by Trey February 6, 2003

nazareth barcellona

A angry man, who thinks he's a nazi and loves ponies!

Me: STOP TOUCHING EVERYTHING NAZARETH BARCELLONA!
Naz: BOOM SMASH CRASH!!!!!

by ZMoney December 10, 2013