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Newton sex

When you are about to have sex with a gut but the situation becomes really awkward because they have an incredibly small and disgusting penis, so you tell them you need to go revise Newtons third law as an excuse to get the fuck away
Person 1: Hey how was your sex last night!!!
Person 2: I didn't do it he had a serious case of Newton sex.
by Skeleton365 October 18, 2019
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Cam Newton

Cam Newton Has a tree growing on his dam head and
by Patriots fan lmao November 1, 2020
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Pop Newton

Sissy when on a date but didn't hook up with him afterwards... she didn't wanna pop newton.

Aimee popped newton so hard when she messed up her job interview at the coffee shop.

Michael said "hey bro don't pop that newton" when he saw his buddy Lev was about to put too much water in the brownie mix.
by med. January 24, 2022
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Newtons Cradle

The action of testicles making contact during during a BGB threesome, where B1 enters G vaginally, and B2 enters G rectally.
So me and my boy had a threesome with this chick, everything was good until we had a newtons cradle happen.
by Dodo, The Dodo November 23, 2025
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The Newton School

the school where you get lots of diseases
by trumpwoochie October 31, 2021
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Newton Shelton

Failiure
by JANANAN DESPACITO July 5, 2022
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Newton’s cradle

A game where 5 or 6 men line up and slap balls together like newton cradle balls until everyone except one has left the game
Hey guys you up for a game of Newton’s cradle?
by N22rush October 4, 2018
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