Naughty Milkman

Typically a man with a gigantic dinosaur penis that is a male escort or male striptease hired to attend a party pretending to be a milkman.

Bro I just found out Mike is a Naughty Milkman every Friday and Saturday he is sent out to strip at private parties.

by PandasPaw November 10, 2022

Naughty Luncheon

When a man performs oral sex on multiple random woman

A group of horney girls at the party asked Jon if he wanted to come to their naughty luncheon

by Naughty Country Girl September 30, 2021

G Dragon is a naughty boy?

G Dragon is a naughty boy?

G Dragon is a naughty boy?

by sdinaz October 24, 2023

Naughty Mouse

A human mouse that is vewy vewy NAUGHTY. A way you can avoid being called this is just being a good boi/gal and being NICE.

You have been a very NAUGHTY MOUSE.

by Big Zaddy Arki Papi September 12, 2022

naughty-gift scavenger

A low-income person who trundels a wheelbarrow all around town on Christmas morning and collects the lumps of coal that Santa left in the stockings of all the bratty youngsters, so that he can take it back home and burn it in his stove for heat.

As we all know, Santa is extremely careful about determining who's actually been naughty or nice ("He's makin' a list, and checkin' it twice"), and so quite a significant percentage of the children in any given area will probably receive high-grade anthracite as their Christmas present. A naughty-gift scavenger, therefore, should have little trouble filling up his 'barrow come Christmas Day, since most parents wouldn't want "that dirty black stuff" in their houses, anyway, and thus they would probably be all too happy to be rid of it; about the only families who would likely tell him no would be fellow-indigent folks who themselves would want to use said sooty lumps in their own furnaces.

by QuacksO February 16, 2019

Honk on the naughty

A phrase that describes using and/or sharing a vape often with friends

Hey mate can I have a honk on the naughty?

by Sydhowareya May 21, 2024

naughty-pine furniture

Da assorted "time out" chairs dat one finds in family-sized homes.

If you don't wanna hafta temporarily sit still and sadly wish for your freedom to be mobile again, ya need to diligently remember --- and obey --- da house-rules. Perhaps leaving reminder-notes on all of da naughty-pine furniture in yer dwelling would help to keep ya focused on said good behavior.

by QuacksO February 28, 2025