nut wrinkle

the space between two little flaps of skin on the ball sack that incubates smelly,dirty sweat and leftover cunt drippings for the next person to lick

that britney is about as clean as a nut wrinkle

by rjrumples January 11, 2009

Nut in my butt

This is what you say to anyone when you don’t have a good exuse to get out of something

Person 1: hey did you steal 20 bucks from my wallet?
Person 2: Nut in my butt instead
Person 1: what
Person 2: what

by Sin7032 June 25, 2018

nut oil

Aromatic goo found around the scrotal area after a particulary warm day.

I rubbed my nut oil all over Cindy's face whilst she was servicing my manhood.

by MixMasta B December 20, 2006

Nut Muffler

An insulting reference to a goatee. It infers that the wearer of the goatee is a cock sucker. The addition of hair on the chin lowers the noise produced by ones testicles slapping on the chin.

Dude, that is a nice nut muffler you are growing there.

by Geoffrey J. May 10, 2008

nut chop

(noun)An open handed, karate-style blow delivered to the "nut" region, with Chuck Norris like ferocity. Similar to the throat chop... and obviously lower.

Dave was acting like an ass, so I quickly delivered a nut chop to his majesticles.

by Derek Butler February 27, 2009

Nut Rabies

When you get done showering and realize that you missed a large amount of choap. The foamy soap bubbles that dangle from your testicles are reminiscent of the foaming of the mouth that accompanies rabies.

"I was walking through the locker room and I felt the tell-tale slimy slipping of my nutsack against my legs. I immediately realized that I had missed the choap during my rinse and had so much dangling that it looked like I had a bad case of nut rabies."

"At first I thought I caught an STD, but I soon realized the itching beneath my nutsack was just dried up choap bubbled I missed in the shower. Hey, at least my gf can't catch a nasty case of nut rabies."

by Brads Insaner March 6, 2013

nut musk

The natural oils, aroma, residues found on a scrotum which are especially abundant under the penis and where the scrotum touches the inner thighs.

I never touch the doorknobs in a men's public bathroom because they're loaded with disgusting nut musk.

by WillyB January 10, 2006