Well, doggy!

An expression of intoxicated joy or weariness, misquoting Jed Clampett from the Beverly Hillbillies
(Small bearded guy in beanie hat slumps in chair and puffs on a fat spliff) : Well, doggy!
by Colonel Hassle July 28, 2019
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Fake well

It’s when a stupid ass person buys a fake well it looks like a well but have no fucking water in it
“Yo did u hear Rachel punches that fake well

“Why did she do that”

“She said bc it’s stupid and have had no water”
by Bdsmbaby March 12, 2019
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George Wells

Chicken robber/burglar.

labelled by the mandem as Zeus.
Always smells like KFC from his victims he stole from.
Oh shit its George wells, hide your chicken!
by Victim_KFC June 19, 2019
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Well, Congratulations

what you say when you sense uptight-ness or strain in the air
and you don't want to provoke any escalation. Better retreat.
"Well, Congratulations! Thats lovely news!"
by Krkič February 14, 2019
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Well to be fair

What you say in response an exaggerated, ill-conceived, unjustified, and/or bigoted opinion.
Someone: Why are there so many stupid people in the world?? Like seriously, anyone below an IQ of 50 honestly should just die.

Me: Well to be fair, they are human beings after all, and all human beings should be treated with respect. It's not like they did something wrong.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 10, 2021
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Sunshine Well

Another word for a bucket.

Derived from the fact that a bucket is cheap, and can be used as a well. Therefore, if you live in the Western Suburbs and don't have a well, you could use a bucket instead. A really cheap bucket. One you can get for like, 10c, and lasts for about 10 seconds.
"Love, have you seen the Sunshine Well? I need to soak my jocks."

"I'm gonna puke! Quick, pass me the Sunshine Well!"
by Dan June 28, 2004
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Christian Wells

cool guy. sadly died in a wild west fight in wichita Kansas in November 2010. went to lunch with his mom also.
Wichita Kansas history museum has the history of Christian Wells.
by Carter Way November 27, 2010
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