Lazlo Special Needs

Origin: Somalia

Head: Bald
Skills: Mad
profession: Greatness

Is there nothing that Lazlo Special Needs cannot do?

by L.S.Needs July 28, 2023

i need a life

something that you don't have right now because you typed this.
duh

1. i need a life.
2. then get one.
3. k, *jumps into a ? block and gets a life*

by GAS BOIA! December 25, 2017

We need to talk

Girl code for: Hey man, we're over.

Girlfriend " hey, we need to talk"
Boyfriend *thinking* aw man, I'm screwed.

by Panda baby April 6, 2017

you need to stfu

kids that play fortnite

you need to stfu

by yummypoopubanana43 February 10, 2022

This man needs an oscar

The cringiest and the most annoying type of comments scattered around comment sections in YouTube, primarily shorts content and skibidi toilet comment section

5 year old : this man needs an oscar for posting funny videos
5 year old : this man needs an oscar for being funny
5 year old : this man needs an oscar for being serious
mature person: would you shut the fuck up?

by SomethingYouDontWannaSee October 14, 2023

We need to talk

What a girl says when she means, "You're in some deep shit." Is most commonly used when your girlfriend finds out you've been cheating, you're breaking up, or your mom is about to ground you for life for getting that one B.

Gf: "Honey, we need to talk."
Guy: "What?"
Gf: "Have you been dating another girl behind my back?"
Guy: "Whaaaaaa?????"

by Oshikanoma April 11, 2017

I need cheese

When your hungry but don't know what to eat.

(talking to self) It's 3am, I'm hungry. I know what to eat! I need cheese!
(talking to self, different person) I have lost my 8th fortnite match, and its 4am, I need cheese to satisfy my hunger.

by mcyeet August 18, 2020