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Life

The biggest scam in history. The first 1-2 years is basically just interactive cutscenes then it's 16 years of learning mostly unimportant information that you probably won't remember then you get to spend about another 40-55 years after that paying taxes, working for less than a living wage and waiting to die.

Life is not beautiful, it's pointless.
"In case you've forgotten, here's how things work. I order the food, you cook the food, then the customer gets the food. We do that for 40 years, and then we die". -Squidward Tentacles

"Life is pointless, but at least I have Bo Burnham's comedy specials to make the sad, harsh reality that I was thrusted into this world without consent and now I have to be a slave to society for the next 76-82 years not seem so dark and gloomy".
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a very useless thing every human experiences (wow i managed to spell that right) it is stupid and no one should like it cause it only causes pain
wow life is terrible
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Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything, calculated by an enormous supercomputer named Deep Thought over a period of 7.5 million years.
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(1) A stupid thing that's right in the centre of birth and death. You eat, sleep, pee, poop, love, that's about it.

(2) Something that needs to be discontinued ASAP to avoid causing more harm towards Earth.
Person 1: I hate life

Person 2: Me too. Don't really know why it's still a thing.

Person 3: Agreed.
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being in existence. It doesn't matter if your happy, or your in a depressed abyss. It doesn't matter if your popular or if your hated. It doesn't even matter if you hate it. you have to keep on living.
Life is the possibility of our human existence.
by depression abyss November 28, 2012
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A complete disaster of depression where you express every emotion and learn several things from life.
...there is no example to express "life:
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A hopeless void of pain and suffering and no matter what you do everything still sucks
"Hey how are you?"
"Its life man."
by Philosopher of Pain May 19, 2023
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