ness

Ness comes from the Pk dictionary of greatness. It Stems from his personal vocabulary. It is in reference to the male sexual organ
some say kizzdogg created, but it was Pk

Yo I got a Sick Ness
yo ima go beat mah ness
i saw his ness
stop with your silly ness

by Pete K aka Human crack in the flesh holaaa March 15, 2005

nessy

a man or boy who is the sex. every girl whos ever met him falls inlove with him in a snap. hes very seductive and sexy and is also a good friend and a loving family member.

damn hes a real nessy.

by sashabearisdasexx March 21, 2009

Nessie

A long turd that sticks up out of the water like the Loch ness Monster.

You should have seen the dump I took today. It was so long, it was sticking up out of the water like Nessie.

by bklynsnow April 15, 2010

Nesan

The most amazing girl you'll ever meet. Totally love-able, Beautiful, Smart, Charming,Driven yet Family-oriented. Wise and Always has your back no matter what. She is a social butterfly about town. Very popular but selective and keeps it classy.
You'd be lucky to be friends with her.

Nesan is a keper.

Nesan is always there for me.

I want Nesan's dress

by Lauren429 November 30, 2011

Boring-ness

Boring person, place or thing. The state of being boring. For those who do not know what this is, imagine working in an office cubicle, staring at an Excel spreadsheet full of numbers and pivot tables and your job is to find the ONE number in the sheet that is missing the decimal. Drool slowly evaporates from your lips as you stare slightly teary eyed with your mouth slightly agape you are dimly aware of being in a mindset of between sleep and nausea and have a growing sense of a need to escape, but you can't. Your ass has gone numb from becoming Boring-ness.

While working in an accounting office of 100 poeple, all you can hear is the scratch of pencil and clackety clack of the keyboard, your mind slowly turns to mush as you become the embodiment of boring-ness.

by Food Science Geek Squared September 19, 2012

loch ness monster

My Step-Dad and Step-Brother's Penis'.

The reason why the dinosaurs are extinct. see also:
Loch Ness Monster
The Great Wall of China
The Equator
God

Dillon:"what are you up to tonight?"
Me:"not getting eaten by your schlong"

by Zak Hill May 7, 2008

-Ness

Word used inplace of describing a general situation, description, and/or over exaggerated drama.

It's all about the -Ness

by Alyssapoo October 7, 2006