Myspace is something that people do when they are to lazy to get their fat asses up out of their seats and out of their house and hang out with their friends in real life.
I have a boyfriend on myspace but i havent actually met him yet. Hes really hot but his cock is bigger than mine.
by lightpost July 19, 2006
Get the myspacemug. all these people talk about myspace being all about stalkers and girls to act slutty but not all people on myspace are doing that. The very people downtalking it are the people who are social outcasts and hate people who have friends. I personally use myspace but its not something that ive become addicted to. Its just a way to talk and interact with friends. And now myspace is becoming so mainstream. Its been around for a long time and just now are telivision stations and radio shows starting to spoof it and talk about how dangerous it can be for teens to get abducted and raped. So dont knock myspace untill youve tried it for a decent while dont start a page and then quit quickly because its too "stupid" for you
by flipo December 28, 2005
Get the myspacemug. guy: hey
girl: hi
guy: remember me from myspace?
girl: um, no
guy: really? we were really close.
girl: oh, ok. then you remember my dad's job?
guy: uhh...no.
girl: oh really, because i remember you were FASCINATED by it.
guy: oh really? what does he do?
girl: he works for the FBI and catching online predators
-GUY HAS SIGNED OFF-
girl: hi
guy: remember me from myspace?
girl: um, no
guy: really? we were really close.
girl: oh, ok. then you remember my dad's job?
guy: uhh...no.
girl: oh really, because i remember you were FASCINATED by it.
guy: oh really? what does he do?
girl: he works for the FBI and catching online predators
-GUY HAS SIGNED OFF-
by llauren July 28, 2006
Get the myspacemug. A social networking site where little kids meet strangers and get raped.
Also a place for teens to coordinate where and when they are going to have sex.
Also a place for teens to coordinate where and when they are going to have sex.
Did you get that message I sent you on myspace? You were supposed to meet me in the park yesterday...
by Gary Coleman IV June 18, 2008
Get the myspacemug. myspace, despite what it says, is not in fact a place a for friends. myspace is where people, often times lacking so called "real friends" go so they can photoshop their pictures and meet someone from new jersey "irl". it is a place where people with nothing better to do than sit online all day (I.E. yourself) go to communicate with others like themselves.
out of all myspacers, none is easier to find than the "myspace whore" they myspace whore is the one that finds you. they seek you out from the masses of users to up their friend list by one. viewing a myspace whores page can be almost like an "out of body experience". the sheer number of friends, comments, and pic (picture) comments at first leads you to believe they have many friends, but do no be decieved, upon close observation of the pic comments you will find they are almost all posted by one person say the same thing, such as "hottie" or "sexy" (often spelled wrong) when, even with photoshop, you can see they are extremely unattractive.
more often than not, myspace has just replaced the puppy and white van in the childrens lives. so i say this,
GO! young so called "non conformist" myspacer!
you play with that puppy!
eat that candy!
theres nothing wrong with that large white van!
go and be free, the world needs less of you.
out of all myspacers, none is easier to find than the "myspace whore" they myspace whore is the one that finds you. they seek you out from the masses of users to up their friend list by one. viewing a myspace whores page can be almost like an "out of body experience". the sheer number of friends, comments, and pic (picture) comments at first leads you to believe they have many friends, but do no be decieved, upon close observation of the pic comments you will find they are almost all posted by one person say the same thing, such as "hottie" or "sexy" (often spelled wrong) when, even with photoshop, you can see they are extremely unattractive.
more often than not, myspace has just replaced the puppy and white van in the childrens lives. so i say this,
GO! young so called "non conformist" myspacer!
you play with that puppy!
eat that candy!
theres nothing wrong with that large white van!
go and be free, the world needs less of you.
by The Johnny S. Of PT April 24, 2007
Get the myspacemug. Soon to be shut down for reasons including; potential paedophile grooming ground, mass copyright infringements, spreading the disease known as "emo" around the globe.
Damn those emo myspace fags.
I can't wait to sue myspace for allowing flagrant copyright infringement of my new (insert media type here) on their site. I might try and sue some random emo kids too, just because I hate them.
I can't wait to sue myspace for allowing flagrant copyright infringement of my new (insert media type here) on their site. I might try and sue some random emo kids too, just because I hate them.
by The Asshatter December 20, 2006
Get the myspacemug. Full of fake people that steal your photos, slutty girls that photoshop their pics, ghetto people that don't know how to type, and people with bad taste in music. I'm NOT saying 100% of the people on myspace are like that, I'm saying that a lot of them are.
Fake person on myspace: Do you think I'm hot?
Me: That's not your pic, that's Beyonce
Ghetto Person on myspace: aYo iMa bUst a cAp in YoOh!!!
Me: learn how to spell, idiot.
Slutty girl on myspace: Hey sexy, wanna bang?
Me: Your pic is photoshopped, and your bra is stuffed.
Me: That's not your pic, that's Beyonce
Ghetto Person on myspace: aYo iMa bUst a cAp in YoOh!!!
Me: learn how to spell, idiot.
Slutty girl on myspace: Hey sexy, wanna bang?
Me: Your pic is photoshopped, and your bra is stuffed.
by jersey kid January 28, 2008
Get the myspacemug.