muktard

a retarted eskimo, or other alaskan native

shut up you muktard, go and drink some more listerine

by shavo September 2, 2004

MUSTARD

A gold stripe commonly accompanied by a diamond white wall stripe on automotive tires called "Vouges"

"I got the mustard and the mayo with fifteen inch tru-spokes dogg"

by Jacob Valentino April 18, 2004

mustard job

Ejaculate into a bun, slap a hot dog on the bun, and have someone eat it.

Mustard Job will become mustard job
mustard job will become mustard job

by John Paul jr February 27, 2008

nut mustard

the rank crusties that grow on your balls due to absence in bathing

Hey joey i havent showered in days! Come smell my nut mustard.

by jonny and joey and scotty March 12, 2003

Muhtasim

A boi with a beard who may potentially play a Wolf in a film project. Likes to speak about random things and never does his practice problems for math on time. He's very kind and makes slightly offensive jokes sometimes. He smiles a lot and never seems to get angry. A weeb who speaks Japanese kinda correctly and also makes bad attempts at Spanish. Is interested in String theory and is awkward when approaching some individuals. Often gets bored in film class and also does not do film readings. Overall a wonderful person who wants people to dye their hair blonde.

Oh wow, I see Muhtasim across the Quad, WOW!
Look! Muhtasim has not shaved in two days!

by viciousvikinds March 5, 2019

Butt Mustard

The mix off blood, cum and shit that is often created during anal sex. It's dirty brownish yellow color and thick, soupy consistency resembles Dijon mustard.

How am I ever going to get that Butt Mustard off of my sheets before my girlfriend gets home?!?!?!

by Dan Lyons December 28, 2008

Mustard Face

A Latin American individual who doesn't speak Spanish only English with a Keanu Reeves accent.

I met a few authentic Mustard Faces in El Paso, Texas, last night at Valero!

by Young Cat Meat August 16, 2009