Muff Bang Bar

Another name for the Mustang Bar, Perth, Western Australia. Lot's of booze hags frequent this place that are well and truly up for it. A favorite among single males. No need for chat up lines these bitches are hangin for a root. They may be ugly and fat at times, but as they say, "the bigger the cushion, the harder the pushin".

Fellas, lets go down the Muff Bang bar and pick up some ho's.

by rwwwrwrw April 4, 2005

muff puff

An odor eliminating device used mainly for marijuana smoke consisting of an open-ended listerine bottle stuffed with dryer sheets and various accessories.

Dude, I took a HUGE hit and coughed all the smoke into the muff puff so it wouldn't smell like smoke in my room.

by Steve D . November 12, 2007

muff cabbage

A nasty jersey vagina. It's a jersey thing

Check out snooki's muff cabbage

by keghouseumn October 24, 2010

muff digger

'muff' being another word for vagina.
one who inserts fingers into the vagina, or 'muff' if you will; and therefore is digging a muff.

"'ow woz all da muff digging ya muff digger?"
"how was all that vagina digging, you vagina digger?"

by nizzle lizzle July 19, 2004

Muff Diving

To Orally please a woman.

Nick went muff diving last night. Wheeeee!

by Bob Dole November 11, 2002

muff session

the robbing or stealing of goods from the school store;preferably muffins.

luke you you want to have a muff session.

by cappey May 24, 2004

Muff Puff

n. When the top of ones pussy is fat or "puffy" but the girl herself is not.

Oh my God Sarah, you can totally see your huge muff puff in that swim suit.

by SallynAddie August 7, 2009