Moochie

1. A last resort insult that should only be used if the opposing arguer is a friend and you're not actually mad at eachother. Usually ends the insulting with laughter and/or confusion. Either way its pretty freaking funny.

2. A stupid person in a cute way.

3. A japanese dessert (moochi).

1. guy 1 - Moron! guy 2 - Idiot! guy 1 - Loser! guy 2 - Buttface! guy 1 - Moochie!! guy 2 - ...WTF was that man?? *rolls on ground laughing*

2. Girl 1 - Dude, Martin just ran into that table!
Girl 2 - What a moochie.

3. Dang this moochi's good!

by Manderina October 10, 2005

mooch

See bree gilbert. Also, one who wants to try every single thing you are eating or drinking.

I couldn't enjoy my dinner today because bree was mooching off of me the whole time I was trying to eat.

by xxpaiig3x August 19, 2009

mooch

someone who takes everything for free and makes you buy stuff and takes things from you

hey do you know jackie quinn?

yea hes a mooch!!!!!~

by BALL54k March 14, 2011

Mooncake

A thick booty on an Asian babe. The Asian version of a "cake" aka "thick booty"

Daaaaayyyuummmmm! Ling got dat mooncake!

by tlim7193 May 6, 2013

moochacha

A person who is a mooch and always gets things for free from people. Originated in North Tonawanda, NY.

Moochacha, moochacha, moochacha, get your own cigarette!

by Cassandra x3 July 31, 2005

mooncake

A Chinese pastry often given as a sign of love or sex.

Boy: hi would you like some mooncake?
Girl: Sure! but im not sleeping with you :)

by Cassiopia1 September 27, 2010

moochie

1) A delicate fruit theorized in the ancient times, to embody all the perfect little details in life. Considered the fruit of beauty, with an intense aroma contained within, all who luckily came upon this delicacy, never failed to handle with extreme care. Those who could not, are regretting their lives already. Wrapped in an unassuming skin, the true beauty lies in its seed. A worthy core, of unfathomable, nutrition, they are, and will always be persued by wild animals, such as tropt and enricht 's.

2) A most odd friend of Earl.

A) To be toyed with a scent of a moochie, is a sinful delight, and subtle anxiety, if starved from the fruit.

B) "moochie, what are you doing" -Earl. "Feeling much better now Earl"-moochie.

by Dr. Seuss June 9, 2003