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Monday Dumbday

The day after Sunday Funday, when you are hungover at work and feel dumb for drinking so much the day before.
I can't believe I drank that much again. I hate Monday Dumbday.
by Rynomite13 August 16, 2010
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Monday-Friday

A friday which feels exactly like a monday. Monday-Fridays tend to be horrible in the way that you are extremely tired, with no sense of pending freedom.
"Oh man today is going so slow!" Hunter said
"That's just cause it's a monday-friday" I replied
by DancingWhale December 1, 2010
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sunday mondays

a slang term used for people of the black race that really like to go church. i mean they really really like church.. so much that they might even be a preacher,or in the choir or just have in2god written on there license plates. and they may say hallejah often
kayla lives next to some sunday mondays,who blockthe street and have a water leaks.

rev. jesse jackson is definatley a sunday monday.
by airfives February 15, 2010
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Haircut Monday

The Monday immediately following a weekend during which an unusually high number of co-workers or fellow pupils get haircuts and come into work or school with notably different hairdos.
Matt: Yo look at Rob's haircut!
Chris: Dude FIVE people in my homeroom got haircuts over the weekend.
Matt: I guess it's Haircut Monday!
by feltonandkundla October 20, 2009
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Surviving Monday

Survival of the fittest. Those who can survive a Monday are ones that have extreme strength. No ordinary person has ever survived Monday, let alone live onto Tuesday. The strongest of all survived to Friday, and will reign superior. These people will and have been rewarded with the all-loving Saturday and the slightly less all-loving Sunday, whose beauty, kindness, and strength will forever leave the survivor astonished.
Me: Sunday, oh please let us be surviving Monday, with your oh so glorious beauty.
Sunday: lol fam too bad tomorrows another monday.
by Corey the best Definer October 17, 2017
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melanin girl monday

It’s the day in the week when we all appreciate the beauty of females with woolly hair and brown skin
Inspired by white girl Wednesday and Spanish girl Saturday
“Bro I’m so happy it’s melanin girl Monday can wait to hit up the ebony section”

White girl Wednesday was Ight but I’m lookin forward to melanin girl Monday”
by p00peds3o0 June 17, 2019
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When you realize you have school this Monday

When you realize you have school this Monday and it's no longer the weekend and you didn't prepare for school.
When you realize you have school this Monday.....
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
by TheAngryNerd June 7, 2019
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