by Kari Hatake September 2, 2023
Get the Meatslop Surprise mug.Mats is a guy who would absolutely violate you in bed. He is the strongest and smartes species of male humans you can find. Every Mats has a big penis, the size can be compared to a baseball bat or a 1.5 Liter sized cock. When you see a Mats you will instantly be dripping wet as if you just came.
Mats: Hey, my name is...
Girl: IS IT MATS?!
Mats: Yes, is it because you can see my third leg?
Girl: Sex?
Girl: IS IT MATS?!
Mats: Yes, is it because you can see my third leg?
Girl: Sex?
by Yellowskin rizz September 7, 2023
Get the Mats mug.Matsuko is my favorite person ever. she can be crazy and seem rude, but if you really know her, you'll know that's just her way of showing love. that's how she expresses it. i love her so much, and she is my only form of happiness, if i loose her, i loose myself. i have never ever loved anyone as much as i love Matsuko. she will always have a special place in my heart, no matter how many years pass. she has such beautiful hair, and i love her humor so much. i really miss her. she's also a shorty, but she was my shorty.
i love you so much Matsuko, my shorty <3
by s_m September 20, 2023
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by Zec12 robot February 12, 2024
Get the Meatshits mug.Matjushka is a pretty boy, usually you can find him in Szczecin, Poland. He usually wears Adidas sweatpants and likes eating ham sandwiches. Very pretty boy. Has big genetals.
matsjushka is a really pretty boy.
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matsjushka can be autistic.
matsjushka is incredibly talanted artist.
matsjushka can be autistic.
by coconut soup April 2, 2024
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