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mofo

"i confess my feelings for you and you call me a mofo"
"dude, mofo means prettiest girl i know. you didn't know that?"
by levihasherpes January 29, 2007
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mofo

(mo|fo) idiot, single guy. Sometimes used as a compliment.
"Aw, you mofo! You lucky mofo, I'm still stuck in this relationship.
by Streamline_Paranoia September 2, 2007
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Mofo

1. shortened version of motherfucker
2. Hmong for anus
3. The object between Justin Bieber's legs
4. something that many men wish to put their cock into
1. That guys a mofo
2. I got into ur mums mofo last night!!!!1!
by CHEEBUBS June 8, 2010
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MofoGayalict

You are MofoGayalict.
by Tim West July 16, 2008
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Vegas Mofo's

Group of obnoxious and crazy Mofo's from Vegas that ride the dunes. Can usually be spotted out at Dumont, tearing up the razorbacks on either quads or MX bikes. Usually spotted riding 2 stroke 500's but sometimes can be spotted in a rail, or on your wife.
Was getting ready to sex it up with my girl and i asked her how she wanted it.

She screamed out.... "Like a Vegas Mofo!!"

I scratched my head and ask... "How is that?"

She YELLS.... "HARD and FAST, just like them "VEGAS MOFO's"
by Vegas G September 9, 2011
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twice-shat mofoe

this term is related from a scientific dialogue between to bio-scientists.

"yo look at that guy...shat-twice jerk!stupid son of a chicken..."
A: roosters do have genitals!

B: actually they don't. . . . nature made him his bitch. . . . he only has a cloark or something. . . anyway the same as a chicken. . .

A:i know...they are cloark animals...chickens do give birth the same hole they shittin out...

B:but you forgot to mention that first the rooster jerks his seed out of the same hole he shits. . . . so theoretically a new born chicken just gets shat twice. . . .

A:good point there...just biologically and scientificly talkin...

B:I'm workin on a new song with ma boy Phil C. . . . "Oooooooooh shat twice - SHAT TWIIII-HII-IIICE - 'cause it's a nother day for you and me to make some shyte"

A:she walks down to man on the streets, sir can you help me...she got blisters all over her cloark...she be shittin birth to a baby...oooohooh shat twice...cuz it's another day for you and me in paradiiiiiise...oooohoho shat twice...cuz it's another day for you, for you and me in being vaginally birthed-paradise...

B:love the ending

A:i do...we should do some music together along with philly c hustlin on the drums...

B:on the drums. . . .where he belongs. . . . twice-shat mofoe. . .
by Dr. Shat February 4, 2009
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SKANKY HOE MOFO

a jamaican who loves to have sex with all types of women
ivy perkins is a skanky hoe mofo... call 6616971, he likes large women. voluptous. especially 4'2 463 women from iceland.
by the mex whom he loves March 4, 2003
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