Mitch

He’s the kind of guy to cheat on you and he’s also your brothers best friend and you dated cause you thought he was a nice guy but no

Phoenix: Yo is that Mitch
cassidy: *runs behind a tree*
Phoenix: get over him already

by Da phuc June 22, 2019

Mitch

Mitch is an absolute legend,great guy always up for a laugh has great taste in music. Mitch also likes to get high and make homemade bongs
. He always has franger on him and is great at giving a pash. Mitch is also a little bit of a player and is quite the grafter.

dude 1: hey dude have you seen mitch I wanted to ask him for a franger
dude 2: yeah he's over there giving that girl a pash

by 21YCNAN11 July 18, 2019

Mitch

Mitch’s have the best laughs ever. They have long, luxurious hair kind of like a lion’s mane. They make awesome food so good it’ll make you moist. Mitch’s are notoriously good with kids. They make great husbands and role models.

“Wow, look at that Mitch. He’s so sexy he looks like Mufasa.

by VA2daMO July 21, 2019

Mitch Valente

Mitch the Bitch. He is a pretty cool dude.

Mitch Valente: "Get out of here"

by Steve Kerr Son, Nick November 22, 2019

Mitch

He sucks.

Q: You know that guy Mitch?

A: Oh, yea, that guy sucks.

by Usaf_Gant11 December 8, 2019

Mitch Maddie

Not only handsome, but extremely successful, as well.

Wow, that guy is a real Mitch Maddie.

by Your pretty cool coworker December 31, 2019

Mitch

A very big dick head and has no fucking friends and should kill himself

I saw Mitch the other day and I wanted to kill myself

by Callmeonurcellphone April 22, 2019