Minnesota Wild

The only consistently successful sports team in the state!
Timberwolves,
Twins, and
Vikings
all suck!

Minnesota Wild: Stanley Cup '08?

by Cripple in da 651 April 7, 2008

minnesota

one of the best places to live, theres nice people and a lot of fun stuff to do idk what this little bitch ass hernando is talking about, its not all fields there are big cities and we're rich bitch! and we dont talk fuckin retarded. his bummy ass couldnt handle minnesota and the winter, he would freez in the negative degrees weather we have, while id be outside playin basketball in shorts and a t-shirt

the city of maple groove, minnesota is getting their own football stadium for their high school

by brk! January 16, 2011

minneapolis meatgrinder

when you grind your meat in the pussy as though it were a meatgrinder.

After a couple of drinks, i took mhy girl back to my place and gaver her the minneapolis meatgrinder.

by black magic March 12, 2008

Minnesota Vikings

An NFL team who either, chokes in playoffs or regular season or is just utter trash

The Minnesota Vikings choked away an 11 point lead to the Cardinals to lose and give up their playoff spot to the Green Bay Packers

by IceDragonPhoenix December 22, 2017

Minneapolis

The greatest city on earth. We're kinda the West, we're kinda the North, but we're more MidWest. The women are hot, the people are nice, the food is good, and sometimes the (not usually) Vikings and Twins kick ass. Yeah we're not as famous as Chicago or Detroit, we're one of the most dangerous cities in America, and yeah, you most definetly will not see celebrities on a day to day basis but we are still the shit. And we're still better than like: Colombus, Ohio.

Minneapolis person: Sup homie! Howya doin! Want a beer? Want some money? Its all guud!

Colombus person: You're not as good as Detroit, you're a wannabe!

Minneapolis person: Bitch ass! what the fuck you say bitch? Huh you little fuck? Me and my bitches gonna come fuck you up bitch? We gonna burn down yo stupid ass city dibshit. Then we're gonna go with our lady friends cuz we're from Minneapolis.

by ThaPrinceOfPersia June 14, 2011

Minneapolis

Screw anybody who knocks Minneapolis. As far as it being "ghetto", there is alot of truth to that claim. It really depends on where you go in the city though, and if you have only visited for a little while then youve probly never been to the bad areas. Yes, for a big city MPLS is rather white. Its about 67% white, 17% black, 11% hispanic, 6% asian and the rest Native or mixed race. However go to North MPLS And its about 90% black. Other posters on here claim MPLS is nothin but white boy posers who think their city is ghetto.. Yea maybe around the rich lakes area, but walk down the street in ANY area of the Northside or in the Phillips neighborhood on the Southside and you'll see whats up. Drug dealers are on almost every corner, gunshots are NOT uncommon to hear day or night. Summertime is much worse but people dont care what time of year it is in the hood. In the summer of 1995 Minneapolis earned the rep "Murderapolis" this was because in the summer of 95 MPLS HAD THE HIGHEST MURDER RATE OF ANY BIG CITY IN THE COUNTRY!!! Its not nearly as bad now as it was back then, but the same things go on in the hood. I remember being in a kind of decent area on the Southside a few years back sitting in my car at a gas station. A group of about ten young black kids run up to me. The leader of the pack, who was probly no older than 10, had a wad of 20's in his hand. He says to me "ya'll got a dub ya'll got a dub?" Of course what he meant was $20 worth of weed. I declined and they went away. Or how about the time I was on a ride along with the police on the Northside for about 6 hours on a sunday in October. During that 6 hours there were from what I remember AT LEAST 7 "shots fired" calls over the radio. Thats on a lazy Sunday night!!!! MPLS is no Gary, no Baltimore, no Detroit. But for its size MPLS is dangerous and shouldnt be confused with that "Minnesota nice" bullshit... Look up the facts, then call my city soft, you out of town pussies.

Minneapolis

by Gmoneyz September 26, 2008

Minnetonka

Minnetonka is a city in the Minneapolis Area in Minnesota. Tonka for short, this place kicks ass! All the hot girls and guys go to thier highschool, and its a pretty wealthy area. Mostly white people, other races can stand out at thier schools. Edina sucks compared to tonka, and Eden Prarie looks like a school of gang bangers compared to Tonka. Wayzatas ok.... ehhh nothing special! No hot guys! Minnetonka is known for being the best school in the state of Minnesota, with students that are all geniuses and an average grade point there is a 3.9! It rules! suck it bitches

ex. Minnetonka is soo awesome!
ex. Man, i wish i went to Minnetonka, they have everything! including a coffee shop in thier school! Caribou coffee you mofos

by Missbigassbootychickaflick August 18, 2011