miguel

he has the biggest ego but the smallest dick. there’s no reason to date him because he has poor looks and poor personality. stay away from miguels.

god that bitch is so annoying he’s such a miguel!

by nattyvcd :P November 20, 2023

Miguel

Boring guy. Standard name. He doesn't really like to party but one thing he can do, is spoiling beautiful girls. He buys them beautiful materialistic stuff. But there is the problem. He is not boyfriend material. You go to him if u want to feel special, but he will not be good long-term

Ana:"im so poor, i need me a miguel!"

by Truthspeaker129472 April 12, 2019

Nate Miguel

A cute boy with a fat cock.

Is that Nate Miguel? I heard he bangs treeshes in the two-seat.

by YoIoloco April 8, 2022

a miguel pharoah

1. This is another term for a pedophile.

2. Especially on Facebook or 4chan, this is a hidden term that someone names themself while they try reaching out for others that are of the same persuasion to buy, barter, or trade in materials attributable to their lifestyle.

Watch out, I heard he's a total A Miguel Pharoah.

by Bloody_Vaginal_Belch July 13, 2019

Miguel Angel

Miguel Angel is perhaps one of the most creative people in the world. He’s extremely good looking yet so humble. Everyone likes him yet everyone hates him. He never gets compared to anyone but when he does , people usually compare him to the dos equis man. His way around a woman’s body is incomparable, if you get to have a Miguel Angel as a partner you better hope he gets you pregnant. Miguel Angel is truly the most interesting man in the world.

Girl 1 . I love you Miguel Angel

Girl 2 . I love him too

Girl 3 . Have all my babies

Girl 4 . I’m ready to run away with you

Girl 5 . Yesssssssss

… you get the point

by Bob Grass November 22, 2021

Miguel

Miguel is a retarted, stupid person. His barber has to be fucking his mom. He can occasionally have seizures. For some reason he hates his uncle that sounds sped. He has a 7:30 bed time as a senior in high school. Love kobe deadass cock. Sponsored by puma. Never showers either.

Miguel is so stupid

by 5ecret admirer November 21, 2023

Miguel

Miguel probably looks like Ellen DeGeneres, but its okay, because he’s fit as hell (from his morning walks at a 6’40 pace 💪🏼)

Bessa: “Look at Miguel! He’s so fit, always running!”
Madalena: “Are you talking about that boy who looks like Ellen DeGenere? I’m pretty sure he’s walking… not running..”

by %%%%%%%%% August 27, 2025