squid-muppet

Someone who is extremely stupid. Absolutely a fucking moron. The word itself causes confusion to others.

David was being a fucking squid-muppet yesterday. I almost punched him.

by monkeypantsdestroyeroflesbians February 2, 2021

Muppet

someone with about as much sense and coordination as a 2 year old on heroine

Hurry the fuck up, muppet!

by NoNameRequired March 19, 2009

Crotch Muppet

A crotch muppet is a strange animal that can occur when you don't wash your crotch enough...The animal will look a lot like the muppets and will have a strange voice- they are very hard to get rid of...

Harry: He dude, ur Crotch Muppet s go away yet?
Bob: Nope, they just keep multiplying!
Harry: Hmmm; maybe you should try calling the exterminators. They could get on your girlfriend and try to get in her pants!
Bob: Wow yeah i should. Dayumm that would suck..

by -EMILY!- January 1, 2009

Muppet's Mouth

Slang word for vagina

My playsuit is riding right up my muppet's mouth.

by ohthatslovely February 20, 2012

fuck muppet

A varient of fuck monkey also a way of calling somebody stupid, but cooler.

Bob is such a fuck monkey.
Dammit, shut up John you fuck monkey!

by Super Balkan Warrior June 16, 2004

Muppet

A weak pussy of a male with no backbone, spine or balls who possesses no independent thought of his own being fully programmed with what to say by his bull dyke feminist lesbian masters Rachel Maddow, Hilary Clinton and Gloria Alread.

Man: Hey Alan want to come over and watch the game with me and the boys later?

Muppet: Sorry I can't my significant other will be much angered with me if I do!

Man: Haha, grow a pair of balls you politically correct emasculated pussy and come and hang out!!!

by darkpassengerx October 19, 2008

muppet

someone who has pointy elbows

lmao ooh im a muppet

by destiny June 19, 2004