Mayonnaise

Heaven in a jar. You could eat it straight from the can all day.

Sam: (texting) wanna order some pizza?
Josh: (texting) no I have a jar of mayonnaise
Sam: (texting) O_O I'm there

by WonderGenius June 4, 2019

Mayonnaise Sandwich

Dartmouth, NS slang for a cream pie.

Lana enjoyed a mayonnaise sandwich in her bathroom after her work Christmas party.

by Cr8ivewonder December 2, 2018

Booze Mayonnaise

Another term for hair product you might use in jail or prison.

"I don't want to end up in prison, showering with other men and using booze mayonnaise on my hair."

by Son of a Sea Snake June 25, 2024

Montenegro Moldy Mayonnaise

This substance is when you mix the following items: 15 ounces Smegma, 2 qts Sperm, 5 tbs gonorrhea infested period discharge, 1 liter of dead horse sperm and 2 expired eggs. After mixing the substances, you place it in your cabnit for 2 months, run it through the dishwasher and finally place it in the oven for 20 minutes on 400 degrees F. Finally you consume this disgusting creation with friends and family!

"My Brother and I, Zack, just whipped up some Montenegro Moldy Mayonnaise?"
"Sure"
Opens mason jar lid
"Holy fuck what is that smell, what did you make that out of?"
"Family secrete recipe"

by JamesPage February 18, 2025

mayonnaise popsicle

Digging your elbow into someone's butt while massaging them.

"Yo, that masseuse totally gave me a mayonnaise popsicle earlier!"

"Bro, that's CRAZY."

by whomstpumpkin June 14, 2018

Mayonnaise fingers

to describe a girl who gets so uncontrolably drunk and procedes to play with mayonnaise, hence mayonnaise fingers. usually blonde.

erghhhhhhh look at that shes definatly got mayonnaise fingers!

by rainbowsary February 11, 2010

Mayonnaise Bomb

A mayonnaise bomb is when you put mayonnaise in your mouth and go to kiss somebody and while your kissing them you put the mayonnaise in their mouth

I totally surprised her with a big mayonnaise bomb last night

by OwenDaDawg94 May 24, 2023