Mayor of Simpleton

Never been near a university, never took a paper or a learned degree,
And some of your friends think that's stupid of me,
But it's nothing that I care about.
Well I don't know how to tell the weight of the sun, and of
Mathematics well I want none, and I may be the Mayor of Simpleton,
But I know one things and that's I love you.
When their logic grows cold and all thinking gets done,
You'll be warm in the arms of the Mayor of Simpleton.
I can't have been there when brains were handed round
(Please be upstanding for the Mayor of Simpleton),
Or get past the cover of your books profound
(Please be upstanding for the Mayor of Simpleton),
And some of your friends thinks it's really unsound
That you're ever seen talking to me.
Well I don't know how to write a big hit song, and all crossword
Puzzles well I just shun,
And I may be the Mayor of Simpleton,
But I know one thing and that's I love you.
I'm not proud of the fact that I never learned much,
Just feel I should say, what you get is all real,
I can't put on an act, it takes brains to do that anyway.
(And anyway...)
And I can't unravel riddles problems and puns,
How the home computer has me on the run,

And I may be the Mayor of Simpleton,
But I know one thing and that's I love you (I love you).
If depth of feeling is a currency
(Please be upstanding for the Mayor of Simpleton),
Then I'm the man who grew the money tree
(No chain of office and no hope of getting one),
Some of your friends are too brainy to see that they're paupers
And that's how they'll stay.
Well I don't know how many pounds make up a ton of all the Nobel
Prizes that I've never won, and I may be the Mayor of Simpleton,
But I know one things and that's I love you.
When all logic grows cold and all thinking gets done,
You'll be warm in the arms of the Mayor of Simpleton.
You'll be warm in the arms of the Mayor of Simpleton.
You'll be warm in the arms of the Mayor.
(Please be upstanding for the Mayor of Simpleton.)

by Death Menace February 8, 2023

The Mayor

The Mayor is yet another one of Batavia's bums. Often seen wearing a cowboy hat and boots. Although he is not the actual mayor he takes shits twice as big as the real mayor.

The mayor waved at me today.

by Anonymous August 25, 2003

Mallory

She can sometimes be jealous of her friends. Also can take people for granite and boss them around. She is a very competitive person and gets jealous if you are better than her in something . If I were you I wouldn’t be friends with someone with that name.

Mallory is a bitch.

by Allisonswimmer11-12 March 26, 2018

mallory

Is an asshole, and a hypocrite.

Wow, that person is really being a mallory.

by SandSpirit May 25, 2017

manylore

A fgt with massive eyebrows, almost forming a unibrow.

That douchebag looks like a manylore.

by Maj =] August 28, 2003

Mayborkin

To incredibly pound down on the ass of a fine dime or brawd that you show sexual interest towards, however showing no compassion or love for, during sexial intercourse.

Look at the fine girl on the corner, I will be mayborkin that chick tonight.

by DJ giggles December 9, 2008

Mayor Carmen

Noun. The mayor of Arlington, Oregon who was launched to fame for being recalled after a relative posted interwebalicious pictures of her in undies to MySpace.

If Mayor Carmen hadn't posted those hot, interwebalicious pics maybe she'd still have a job.

by Newspaperer March 2, 2008