cuntorius maximus

one who is such a cunt that any other term just wouldn't do it justice.

god dam, that kid is gay ......what a cuntorius maximus.

by alfman July 6, 2008

rackus-maximus

The holiest of all racks. It is that rack which is above all others.

"OMFG! A rackus-maximus!"

by CaNaBiS May 24, 2005

Maximus Karl Obesius

The guy that created HiveMind bot for Natural Selection. He likes the cock just a bit too much. A Maximus Karl Obesius gains his 'Maximus' from longs hours in front of the computer and the 'Obesius' from the fat he gets from the long hours.

Fuckin hell that guy was such a Maximus Karl Obesius, he was sooooooooo fat he would've jumped at a muffin.

by Conrad Phillips October 29, 2004

maximus_goatimus

Jedi master who puts the izzle in shizzle.

Max is a jedi when it comes the bd.

by :o January 20, 2005

pubus maximus

a magical spell which maximises the lenth and/or size of your pubes and/or pubic hair.
see pubic hair

pubus maximus was used in harry potter, but the author did not mention it because she is a fat ass bitch

by iThink February 4, 2008

Masimo

Ah, how do I explain Masimo? He is caring, emotional, great boyfriend material and one of the people that Will understand you the best. Gosh he is funny, mf hot great hair and smile tall and kinda shy,but you can litteraly tell him everything. A great actor too!

Who is thst guy with sharpass jawline and cute smile
OH that's my boyfriend
I BET his name is Masimo

by Rock n roll baby November 21, 2019

douchus maximus

This means that a person is a complete douche by nature. They represent every douche bag tendency.

The main element of a douche bag.

Also means that someone is a douche or a douchus (douche/doofus) to the max.

That kid is such a friggin douchus maximus.

(Following a douchus comment): Douchus Maximus!

by MTracy December 28, 2008