Mattis Kemp

That one virgin that plays roblox and fortnite all day long. he somehow manages to have a girlfriend but gets 0 pussy.

I have a roblox girlfriend their name is Mattis Kemp

by daddy salty July 14, 2021

Matty Healy

A selfish, racist and sexist person who also has underdeveloped emotional intelligence

“Stop throwing a Matty Healy! You’re better than this. it’s your 45th birthday today for goodness sake, enough with the tantrums please!”

by Bearbelle July 22, 2023

Matty

A matty is someone who is a PEDO PEDO
also none as a nonce

Ohhh she’s 17 he’s pulled a matty

by @Banterinnit June 5, 2020

Matty

Babygirl

You're my Matty

by steve.nuelle January 8, 2022

Matty

Adjective used to describe ruining or wrecking of something. Can also be used to describe completely fucking something up

Right I'm in the gulag let's hope I don't Matty it

by ELVISSUCKSBALLS May 6, 2020

Matti

Is a good-looking boy, Very smart and sporty. He is Popular for being the Greatest Boyfriend you can have.
Matti is the perfect boy for a one night stand ;-)

Oh Matti. You look Great today.

Matti is such a good boy in the bed.

by ××hotgirlblvck×× January 4, 2017

Matty D (AKA Kid fiddler)

A convicted pedophile who dresses as a clown and works at mcdonalds because likes little boys and touches them furiously and sexually 24/7, also has a habit of putting his tiny dick in other people's mcflurry and has a pubic hair that is shaped like a afro hair.

Disclaimer no children was harassed in the writing of this definition of Matty D (AKA Kid fiddler) who by says fiddle me deez nutz

by Rick gamer aka lynx January 27, 2024