Splat Mat

That loud plastic unbreathable crunchy mattress protector that one uses to sheild from monsume moisture.

Good thing Ralph got a splat mat, his girlfriend just learned how to squirt!

by Wadsley June 29, 2023

Mat-TOCK

A mat-tock is referring to and asshole who over quotes starwars and dead memes from a year ago, although he can be a nice guy, he’s still generally a wanker and will ruin your day, he also matches the iq of a coffee mug

Person- he’s such a mat-tock he’s gonna ruin this new meme again

by Not a mat-tock August 10, 2019

Loser Mat

loser mat when he actin like a bum

fucking loser mat dude 😂

by niggamonkballs February 18, 2024

matting

When one is lashing out over little things having huge baby rage.

Quit matting my guy.

by texasrot January 21, 2024

Hemp Mat

A mat used in yoga that is literally made from a hemp plant.
Usually thrown down in a room belonging to a frequent stoner.

Stoner 1: Dude, what's on your bedroom floor? It feels nice..
Stoner 2: Yea man, just a hemp mat I picked up from the hippie store across the street. Real nice..

by TheWorldShouldKnowThis June 29, 2010

Welcome Mat

Soul patch? I don’t Fucking think so. Ladies and gentlemen, I present the welcome mat. Only here may a voluptuous woman (or man) sit and receive the most welcoming of pleasure. Oral pleasure.

That dude has a sick welcome Matt.

Source: Esperanza

by That Fuhking guy August 13, 2022

[Vegno mat]

Venerina expression used to express your anger at someone/something

Porco dio se ne te tase sito vegno mat

by suck ass December 9, 2019