Bate Mate

A European designed batch-rag. The bate mate is well-known for its superior performance and long-term reliability compared to the conventional tube sock.

"When I was overseas I couldn't believe that guys were still batching into a tube sock! Get a fuckin bate mate buddy!"

"No matter how many times I batch in between washes, my bate mate never gets dry and crusty."

"Joe said his bate mate is like a ShamWow for jizz, I might have to get one."

"Cum, ladyjuice, Santorum, the bate mate can handle it!"

by The Smifter March 25, 2012

alo mate

The best greeting ever! People who say 'alo mate' are the best type of people.

"Hey"
"Alo Mate"
"OMG, I just know ur funny"

by MeatBallerzz March 10, 2022

Hole Mate

A vagina's soul mate; having found the perfect penis.

I experience amazing sexual stimulation and epic orgasms now that I've found my hole mate.

by JNGT220 April 23, 2015

Q-Mates

People living together while under quarantine.

I got yelled at for walking outside in a group today, but it was just me and my q-mates.

by ShorewoodScott April 1, 2020

Beat mate

A straight person you masterbate with in a hetro way.

Nah quick and I are just beat mate's.

by Talbert December 11, 2020

Your mate

Some tool/loser that orbits the group some how

*Stevie is being a flog*

you look at jim and say: "there's your mate stevie"

by Lekdog June 1, 2022

table mate

A cowerer who goes to a conference with you who sits at the same table.

Hey pal, who is your table mate today?

by mr+Incognito September 18, 2019