A European designed batch-rag. The bate mate is well-known for its superior performance and long-term reliability compared to the conventional tube sock.
"When I was overseas I couldn't believe that guys were still batching into a tube sock! Get a fuckin bate mate buddy!"
"No matter how many times I batch in between washes, my bate mate never gets dry and crusty."
"Joe said his bate mate is like a ShamWow for jizz, I might have to get one."
"Cum, ladyjuice, Santorum, the bate mate can handle it!"
"No matter how many times I batch in between washes, my bate mate never gets dry and crusty."
"Joe said his bate mate is like a ShamWow for jizz, I might have to get one."
"Cum, ladyjuice, Santorum, the bate mate can handle it!"
by The Smifter February 11, 2012
by Talbert December 11, 2020
by tHE hAZZLE November 13, 2017
A term derived from the video game Ark: survival evolved, and is jokingly used to humiliate people who are engaging in interactions with the opposite gender.
by notbigbrad June 28, 2022
The act of going to a company corporate event with a free bar getting really drunk and leaving the event to shag your mates wife.
by A mates wife August 08, 2019
Bunch of mid age Dads catching up, working out, watching the sun rise and maybe set, whilst downing a few frothies, getting low down and watching Brian’s!. Nomad on adventures, talking about TR’s.
by Nicco! April 05, 2023
Brian- "yo I'm texting this girl I met online... I'm just trying to smash."
Ethan- "oh bro, you're not online dating.. You're online mating!"
Ethan- "oh bro, you're not online dating.. You're online mating!"
by Ethan Kaplan December 10, 2013