Masturbate FUCKER

1. To touch your gay's dick!

2. You do it when you are fucking with your gay's penis (like licking his big fuckin' dick) or watching some fucking porn with a man sticking his penis out on top of the Two World Trade Centre in New Yolk City.

1. My fucking gay: Am I masturbating?

Me: Shut your fuck mouth or I'll EAT YOUR DICK! Masturbate Fucker!

2. Let's just Masturbate FUCKER around in this stupid mall!

by I'll eat you March 29, 2021

Multi-taskurbate

Doing one or more things, while also masturbating.

Jennifer was horny while writing her term paper, so she decided to Multi-taskurbate.

by Punishedhero February 6, 2010

World Masturbate Day

World masturbate day is on April 21. People can ask for someone else nude for masturbate purpose.

Imma gonna cum on her pics tonight. April 21 is World Masturbate day!

by Kesatria batang hitam April 20, 2020

masquerbate

to pretend to be someone else whilst engaging in self-pleasure

See gooning.

After a long day at work, Keith decided to go home and masquerbate that he was Brad Pitt.

by iamvered June 5, 2016

Maskturbator

(n): Someone who wears a face mask even when out of sight of all other people.
- coined by @MartinGeddes on Twitter

Hey, Jimmy, look at the willingly submissive maskturbator wearing their mask in the car when it does not even affect anyone around them!

by TrumperWavin September 13, 2020

masturbate

The act of stroking a cock or fingering a pussy until a sperm whale shoots out of either one also known as a climax or orgasm

oh ohhhh oooh OH OH SHIT! AWW YAH OH OH *sperms* ahhhhh i love to masturbate

by jonny boy4444444 September 11, 2011

Dutch Oven Masterbater

A man that farts while laying in bed and sniffs his own fart doing the dutch oven,gets so turned on by the smell of his fart,he has to Masterbate.

William harris jr,will take a Dutch Oven Masterbater over a woman anyday!

by williampoop23 March 29, 2009