Mand-Aid

A bandage fastened out of duct tape and a napkin

This cut won't stop bleeding. Grab me some duct tape and a napkin, I think I need a Mand-Aid.

by Oside79 March 1, 2014

maid bating

The act of masturbating in a hotel/motel room with the door unlocked while the housekeeping staff makes their rounds, in hopes that a maid will walk in and find you mid-jerk with your boner in your hand. Can also be spelled maid baiting.

Every time I go on a business trip, I like to go maid bating with the hotel staff wherever I'm staying. It never fails to get a big reaction.

by g.spell_omega April 21, 2015

manadaiutbocibanshiecktmowitw

An acronym for: make America not as dumb as it used to be or currently is because America needs some help in every category known to man or woman in the world

B: I'm thinking about running for president what should my slogan be?
L: manadaiutbocibanshiecktmowitw

by GooseRunningForPresident December 12, 2016

Maidé

Mediocre, only acceptable but not very good. Italianization of the equestrian term "Maiden" which means "a horse that has never won a race". By extension
1) Anyone, in races and in life, never reaches top or bottom
2) A lukewarm person

He's a maidé in Maths

No maidé in the gang

by Delta Draconis June 23, 2020

maiden's head

A women's virginity often meaning the hymen.

I broke her maiden's head and took her virginity. She let me break her hymen. It was great.

by UrbanDatingIsAMyth August 4, 2020

Maid boy monday

This is a New holiday by @_.bxby_.gxrl._ on instagram. You can see it at other person's instagram too.

Hey boys. Its maid boy monday.. Get ready for ur girlfriend/boyfriend topping you.

by Antisocial.bunny🦋🐚 December 8, 2020

Maaida

Maaida is a girl who is sweet but also very mean when she wants to be. Maaida can also be a girl who’s there for you when you need her to be, she’ll listen to your problems and give you great advice that will actually help.

Hey I told my problems to a Maaida today she helped me a lot!

by Mrs.Definitions January 12, 2021