Manhattan Manhole

When a chick is eating your ass from the back and you fart her tongue out your asshole.

April was eating Donatello’s ass from the back and she was served a manhattan manhole.

by Ezzel85 October 17, 2025

Minecraft Manhunt Defense

The Minecraft Manhunt Defense is that if anyone is good at Minecraft Manhunt then they are innocent from any accusations or allegations brought upon the defendant even if there is ample amount of evidence brought upon them.

Charlie may have touched them. But the Minecraft Manhunt Defense says otherwise

by Mrs.23K December 1, 2025

The ET manouvre

When one stretches their cockhole to an enourmous size in order to swollow another person or thing whole.

Matt: Dude did you read that ET fanfic the other day?
Chris: No, why?
Matt: That shit was fucked up they did the ET manouvre and that nigga was swallowed whole.
Chris: Dude that's fucked up.

by Inlaidflyer December 10, 2012

First Degree Manhoodslaughter

A death resulting from the repeated action of beating someone wildly with your penis. The coroner's report usually shows multiple mushroom shaped bruises to the skull region.

Gentleman: Guys, I am getting charged with first degree manhoodslaughter. I may be canned for a number of years.

Friend: What is that?

Gentleman: I accidently killed my girlfriend last month. She wouldn't swallow my load so I started beating her senseless with my man pipe. I stopped too late and now am facing that charge.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm May 26, 2017

Mermaid in a Manhole

when a Chad goes to a girls High school sporting event and gets lucky at the event

Scott went to the girls volleyball game left Suzy under the bleachers like a mermaid in a manhole

by bloodmon October 13, 2021

The 3D Printer Manouver

When you heat the tip of your penis with a kettle, you cum and shit yourself at the same time, therefore using that steamy cum as glue for 3d printed sculptures.

"I 3d printed a model of my mom last night, painful but worth it....." the 3d printer manouver

by youdontwannaknow222 February 21, 2024

Revoking your manhood card

Revoking your manhood card is a phrase. For example, if your friend says that he is revoking your manhood card, it probably means you did something very feminine or unmanly, so he is taking away your manhood status. Thus revoking your manhood card, banishing you from manhood.

He said he would be revoking your manhood card, Jim. I'm sorry, I tried to make him reconsider. He's too angry, he's going to take it away.

by dimitrigucci April 7, 2024