my celium

A phrase used by biology nerds in place of my bad.

Jessica: "You broke my slide of a rare deuteromycota!"
Marcus: "Whoops. My celium."

by Sarahhh December 16, 2005

My ex

A lying BITCH who cheated

Me: ewww my ex
Girls: he’s so cute
Me: not after he cheats

by Diego’s girl November 19, 2019

My Apolocheese

When you do something so bad, so catastrophic and so terrible that a normal apology wouldn't be enough.

I fucked your girlfriend and ate your pizza, my apolocheese.
Whoops, looks like I accidentally killed you. My apolocheese.

by theurbandumbass September 11, 2020

my nilla

A variation on "My Nigga", for white people.

Shoot the thrilla, my nilla.

by Denis Baldwin June 30, 2004

My body my choice

A phrase used by most feminists to argue with their man when he asks them to shave their legs or change their physical appearance even tho they ask already a lot from them.

Davie: can you save your legs for me please?
Mary: fuck off davie, my body my choice

by FatSadBitch May 11, 2020

My Space

A place for whores. Initially intended as an online system of staying in touch or re-connecting with old friends, My Space has grown into a compendium of 18 year old Southern California Paris Hilton worshipping attention starved idiots and asexual boys in women's jeans with more product than a salon. Lately, the circus has grown to include lots of half naked flexing bros with bad tribal tattoos and horrible pick up lines, as well as a large influx of internet-ebonics speaking idiots who cannot seem to properly use a keyboard without accidentally hitting the CAPSLOCK button or number keys in their sentences.

"hi, arent you on My Space? Cool, lets make out!"

by x dprv x April 7, 2005

my boys

The term one males uses to describe his male friends.

At this party my boys and I got into a fight.

by Jon January 3, 2005