A mature, chunky MILF with that big ham ass that you could just eat.
Not everyone's thing; but great for the guy who likes big booty and MILF.
Not everyone's thing; but great for the guy who likes big booty and MILF.
by Wizards Sleeve August 19, 2006
Get the fat ham MILF mug.Tasty beverage that is a derivative of a Sangria. Recipe:
1 glass wine
1 shot coconut rum (e.g. Malibu)
The wine is usually red, which works well, but white can be used based on your preferences. This recipe works best with a "table wine" or a blend rather than something that is top shelf or a wine that has lots of tannins.
This drink can either be mixed in a batch and served, or can be created by on fly by a "sneak attack". That is where someone drops the shot in someone's wine glass when they aren't looking.
The reason it is call a 'MILF Wrecker' is that it seems to make hot mom's want to do crazy things and all undergarments to instantly switch one female to the left.
1 glass wine
1 shot coconut rum (e.g. Malibu)
The wine is usually red, which works well, but white can be used based on your preferences. This recipe works best with a "table wine" or a blend rather than something that is top shelf or a wine that has lots of tannins.
This drink can either be mixed in a batch and served, or can be created by on fly by a "sneak attack". That is where someone drops the shot in someone's wine glass when they aren't looking.
The reason it is call a 'MILF Wrecker' is that it seems to make hot mom's want to do crazy things and all undergarments to instantly switch one female to the left.
At the gym.
Susan: Hey, Jill! How was the party last night? You don't look so good.
Jill: Awesome. I got hit by a couple MILF Wreckers though, and don't know what happened. I woke up the next day wearing someone else's panties.
Susan: Hey, Jill! How was the party last night? You don't look so good.
Jill: Awesome. I got hit by a couple MILF Wreckers though, and don't know what happened. I woke up the next day wearing someone else's panties.
by AnonOnFire March 16, 2010
Get the MILF Wrecker mug.Related Words
MTILF
• milf hunter
• milf day
• Milfing
• Milfer
• MILFIA
• milfalicious
• MILF Dud
• Milfie
• milfilicious
Guy 1: That's not a young boy, that's a 57 year old midget. That is perfectly fine gay sex with a midget.
Guy 2: oh ho damn, I was about to say... You got a pretty nice mgilf there, man.
Guy 2: oh ho damn, I was about to say... You got a pretty nice mgilf there, man.
by idon'tknowyougetaway June 14, 2010
Get the mgilf mug.*On Friend's Facebook wall*
Friend: Hey I saw your mom, she's a total MILF !
Mom: What does MILF mean?
Son: Uh, Mom I'd Love Forever
Mom: Awwww thats so sweet son !
Friend: Hey I saw your mom, she's a total MILF !
Mom: What does MILF mean?
Son: Uh, Mom I'd Love Forever
Mom: Awwww thats so sweet son !
by sunsaber December 19, 2011
Get the milf mug.A hot mother who is too conservative to be a regular milf, but at the office, classy enough, and definitely fuckable.
Karen (mother): Today when i was at work, my secretary looked up at me, and got a boner..
Lauren (daughter): Well mom, if it were anywhere else that wouldn't happen, but you're poppin' in the office.
Karen: What would that make me?
Lauren: An office milf, mom.
Lauren (daughter): Well mom, if it were anywhere else that wouldn't happen, but you're poppin' in the office.
Karen: What would that make me?
Lauren: An office milf, mom.
by MidgetPorn April 11, 2010
Get the Office Milf mug.Jesus christ, what a milf!!!
by Elmoooooo February 25, 2008
Get the Milf mug.- Dude check out that milf over there!
- What?! You think that flabby old hag is a milf?
- No man! Not that old raisin, i mean that sexy midget behind the carriage!
- Dude, that's her daughter
- Ooh...
- What?! You think that flabby old hag is a milf?
- No man! Not that old raisin, i mean that sexy midget behind the carriage!
- Dude, that's her daughter
- Ooh...
by fanimej April 5, 2008
Get the milf mug.