Hayden monk

A person who enjoys going to basildon cinema rather than lakeside as it is more "inconvenient"

What time are we meeting at basildon guys?

No HaYdEn MoNk wE aRe GoInG tO lAkEsIdE

by OmG cHoLeStErOl December 30, 2018

Hayden monk

A guy who goes to top shop to stalk his best friends sister

"Guys let's go to top shop" said hayden monk for the 1000th time

by OmG cHoLeStErOl December 30, 2018

Monke penis

Someone who says something for absolutely no reason, has absolutely no meaning just say it around the boys for fun.

Person 1: Bro I hit him once he's one shot
Person 2 : monke penis

by dababyletsgoo July 18, 2021

Martin Monk

A young sloth like individual that thrives in the deep woods of Alfred, NY

"Yo man, wanna go search the woods for a Martin Monk?"

by Smichael May 13, 2013

Wise monke

The wise monke is smart he know good from bad

Oh wise monke how will life be?
It will be great.

by Bitchpeniscumanal January 05, 2021

Molly Monks

Biggest smart of rush

You acc are molly monks

by Emmetburkelover October 02, 2021

monke fards

Uh oh stinky

*Monke fards

by TanglefingStar January 31, 2023